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adventure time characters i’d smoke with: a thread

passing the bong to rattleballs for sure

i would make edibles for me and shelby

jake jr. and i are both classy girls which is why i’d buy the fattest fuckin bottle of red wine and let her roll bc i think she got it like that

something abt him

idk abt mr. pig bc seeing him and tree trunks be overly affectionate would probably make we tweak and hide in the bathroom for 15 mins but i’m willing to give him a chance

yes.

i been knew flambo was a real bitch!!! at a party i’m rolling a joint for the 2 of us to smoke privately after we smoke the communal jay

i know this bitch secretly funny as hell

idk if hambo counts but this ragdoll mf got stories to tell and i want to hear all of them

u know when u smoke w someone for the first time and y’all just click and ur like wait did i just find my new best friend??? that would be me and bmo thas my ride or die nigga

smoking w her and stealing her bud afterwards

prismo bc he’d smoke me out AND feed me. great host 10/10 would probably drop acid w him too

facing 10 blunts w her then racking the entire candy kingdom

telling him i wanna come over to smoke then just getting dick and going home

telling him i wanna come over to smoke then just getting dick and going home

she be on some other shit she’d try and make me smoke hash

would smoke w lsp then makeout w her out of mutual boredom but would probably need to cut her off after she got too attached to me and couldn’t accept that it was a 1 time thing. would still be cordial to her at parties tho

lemongrab 2 is the homie. we’re getting dangerously high together and becoming blood brothers

the way i’m totally going to continue to update this as i watch more of the show bc adventure time is the only thing bringing me any semblance of joy rn