Great British Bake Off: “Laura really needs to save herself in the showstopper”

*Laura has a bad showstopper*

Great British Bake Off: “the person who is leaving us ... is not Laura”

*Hermine and Lottie mess up one time*

Great British Bake Off: “oh you really had a bad day, didn’t you? Bye forever.”

*Laura serves a puddle*

Great British Bake Off: “well the 𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙨 are good”

*Peter isn’t absolutely perfect for a half second*

Great British Bake Off: DO NOT MESS UP TODAY PETER

Great British Bake Off: “for today’s technical, we’re asking you to assemble a car engine “

Bakers: “what”

Great British Bake Off: “here is a single sheet of paper with two sentences”

Bakers: “...”

Paul Hollywood: “Hint: don’t be an idiot”

Noel: “well we’ve given her like five chances”

Great British Bake Off: “and yet ......”

The viewers in week one: “ok Peter is the clear winner”

Great British Bake Off: “look over here! We kept Laura AGAIN”

The viewers in week ten: “ok Peter is the clear winner”