Larries, antis and everyone in between, take my hand and go on a little journey with me.

~A thread~
Once you realize that L is... you know 💅
Which he really is GAY
And proudly supports the LGBT+ community with a level of understanding that only comes from personal experiences https://twitter.com/fearlessdiesell/status/1329131702401331201?s=19
Then you realize that El HAS to be a beard

(Why is the idea of "getting married some day" separate from getting married to someone you've been dating for a decade now? Look at the difference between what Louis actually said and the headline.)
And she really IS a beard

"I'm gay, it's unfortunate, isn't it, Eleanor?"
So then you wonder why he would need a long term beard- well, unless... He's been in a long term relationship that needed to be covered up for some mysterious reason
And the signs for the long term relationship are there... for someone he met at 18, for someone he went to Amsterdam without - So very clearly, NOT Eleanor since he met her at 19/20.
So then you wonder about the gay rumors, the person he met at 18, the one he shared a home with at Princess Park, the one he made that one meal for - you know, chicken stuffed with mozarella wrapped in Parma ham! Last time he brought it up? 2019!
Of course it points to H. It always has. Harry told us his first crush was Louis Tomlinson, that they were dating. Clear as day.
And then you realize how affectionate and loud the boyfriends were during 2010 and 2011.
Just look at them sharing clothes! https://twitter.com/tpwkforlou/status/1281628746022363138?s=19
And then you realize how abruptly it all stopped. This was their last tweet about each other, around the same time Louis started dating Eleanor.
And then you realize that they were silenced, but they found a way to speak. After being closeted aggressively at the end of 2011, in 2012 they began to tattoo their bodies with complimentary tattoos

Remember, HE GOT THE FUCKING DAGGER.
And y'know... We know too much tbh.
Never forget when Elounor broke up and Larry was loud as all hell in 2015

I WILL SURVIVE!!!
Not to mention, the rainbow bears telling us what we knew all along. How iconic!
The ENDLESS list of "Larrincidences". Either they're fucking with us or the universe hates them.
Take the fact that they run in the same circles, and those people tend to be Larries https://Twitter.com/0nlythemoon/status/1308753625880186882?s=19
Harry is still singing about Louis

(Never forget the 28 Goldens and the 28 Boops)
Louis is still singing about Harry

COME SO FAR FROM PRINCESS PARK, I'LL ALWAYS NEED YA IN FRONT OF ME, IN FRONT OF ME
And Larries stay winning 🐟🐸
Because Larry is real AF
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