In an effort to have some feel good content, I deduced to get something special for my followers to enjoy. #Thread đŸ§”

Long time followers will remember our drink guy, well he wrote a Boozy ass dessert cookbook. This book is unpublished and mostly edited.
Our plan is, each Friday to post a new recipe and see/ discuss what you all make over the week.

The author told us the book builds on the skills you learn, so we will go through the book in recipe order.
This first day will be a lot of pics to get to the first recipe so hold on!

Cover:
Forward, tribute, thank you
How to read the book, The recipes
The Recipes:
Fun baking meme:
How to make a rolling pin:
Intro to first recipes!:
The first recipes!!! Note: each recipe has a drink that goes with the dessert. We will be ousting both for you at the same time.

The first Drink:
The First Dessert:
Finally, I want to know what you think. I’m so happy to have the opportunity to share this with you. ❀ you all. Have a Good Friday and weekend.
Happy Sunday! Here’s some YT videos from the author.

The channel opener
Because of the holiday, we are going to drop 2 recipes this week! I am very thankful for all of you. ❀

Fun Meme:
The recipe drink:
The dessert recipe:
As promised we are dropping the second recipe this week.

The Drink:
Hahahah this meme and just found out the cookbook has stories throughout it forđŸ€·â€â™€ïž. Well, way better than the reason that recipe make you love life.
The dessert recipe: with editing marks!

And a meme that is us in 2020
Alright, see everyone back next Friday. We want you input so have fun!
A little late getting this out today by this recipe I think is a new fave!

The Drink:
The Bake:
As promised it’s cookbook time! The cookbook is divided into months. This week, we the start the next month.
The Drink:
The Bake:
The Enjoy: (any cookbook with this in it đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚ needs a kitchen shelf)
This weeks love recipe

The Drink:
The sexy dessert

The Bake:
A random blog post.

The Enjoy:
It’s #Christmas eve and you are on here scrolling anyways. Here’s this weekend recipe a day early.

The Drink:
The Bake:
The Enjoy: GMO’s have gotten a little Randy lol
It’s a new Year! So let’s start it with a new recipe. In the cookbook this time we have a soothing drink for us to calm the fuck down with and a recipe for our fave fur babies!
The Drink:
The Bake:
Enjoy!!!!!
America, after what happened with the failed trump coup I was honestly set back and unnerved. Due to this I forgot to post today’s anti-doom scroll drink and dessert recipe. So here it is,
The Drink: also an appropriate name for right now.
The Bake:
And the Enjoy: @BurgerKing
Their reply lol:
Time for your Anti-Doom scroll America! I’ve made this recipe and can tell you it’s amazing.
The Drink:
The Bake:
The Enjoy: (I think we all know this guy đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚)
Here this weeks recipe to go with our new day!
The Drink:
The Bake:
And OMFG this puppers
It’s not #stonks and we apparently can’t eat the rich but they may still bitch about this so, here’s your weekly recipe đŸ˜‚đŸ€Ł
The Drink: and a start of a new month.
The Bake:
The Enjoy: Giving Taco 💀💀💀
On this impeachment day, here’s the perfect recipe to tell winter Fuck you and this false equivalency what-about-ism argument.
The Drink:
And another Drink:
The Bake:
The rest of the Bake:
And finally, and the Enjoy that we probably not enjoy again. Simpler Times...
we have come to the end of another month in the cookbook. I can’t wait to see what next month brings.
Let’s get to this weeks recipe shall we?

The Drink:
The Bake:
No Enjoy this weeks because Becky is still a bitch!
The end of the month, is the start of another month. This weeks #dessert #Recip kicks off a new month in the cookbook.
The start:
The Drink: Doing it right
Where’s my #Philippine friends at?
The Bake: PUTO!!!!!!!
The Enjoy: @PabstBlueRibbon you guys gotta do this.
It’s Friday and that means another #Recipe #Day!!!
I’m in love with the lazy nature of this drink. We all need fancy drinks we can make again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again
The Drink:
Cookies!!!!

The Bake:
And finally

The Enjoy:
Gawd I miss Buffetts
It’s Friday and that means another baking recipe!
Like Biden, we are always looking forward with our recipes. If you do like Biden says, you could share this recipe on its given holiday!
The Drink:
The Bake:
The Enjoy: A thought that this may be the longest #Thread on Twitter and maybe the first cookbook to be exclusively published on Twitter for free.
It’s Friday so I am adding to the longest thread on Twitter! This weeks post, starts a new month in the cookbook.
The Drink:
Note: All german recipes need to be made while listening to rave music.
The Bake:
The Enjoy: Bacon!!!!
Our author is still looking for a publisher peeps. So
It’s another Friday and things are looking up. Because of that, I am bringing you health and cake with this weeks recipe.
The Drink: Who knew childhood could have been better
You’re gonna need all those vitamins to get through this cake recipe.
The Bake:
The rest of the Bake:
The Enjoy:
Friday is GoodFriday and I am taking it off. Because of that, I’m posting this weekend recipes today!
Dads you got a few ties coming at you so, here’s a proper gift for you.
The Drink:
The Bake:
And finally the Enjoy: creepy AF but I’ll do what it says.
Fuck yeah Friday! It’s recipe day!
Yesterday was #RexManningDay
I had an epic rant yesterday. Read below and learn some shit. https://twitter.com/alt_fda/status/1380201475134083078
Now let’s get to why you’re here.

The Drink:
The Bake: Apparently there is no dessert to go with this weeks drink.
The Enjoy: DUDES! Learn some shit before you go back out to the bar.
Good morning America! It’s Friday, it’s early and I have to suit up today for a funeral.
Because of this, I’m dropping this weeks recipe early. And btw, this one loooks goood.
New chapter in the book, new month:
The Drink:
The Bake: part 1
The Bake: part 2
The Enjoy: This has so much more meaning now.
Another addition to the longest cookbook #Thread đŸ§” on Twitter! We are just over half way through this cookbook and so far, this has been super fun.
The Drink: That likeness is well... spot the fuck on!
The Bake: Always a great Holiday.
The Enjoy:
Friday ppl! This recipe starts out on a Monday though? Well, whatever
The Drink:
The Bake: and I’m all about this shorty
With this recipe, we are over half way through the cookbook. If you know a publisher, drop them a link to this thread so we can get this published.
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