maybe I'll start watching sci 👀👀

(go away memory lost I don't want to see han chen being hetero rn)
let's fucking goooo
in the current thread I will be reporting on the gay and the hot

first of all, they're fucking hot
second of all, they're fucking gay

BYT: the criminal must be caught. and you, must come back alive.
ZY: wait for me
this drama really knows how to start the show, 5 mins into ep 1 and they're already makin out on the beach 😌
I swear to God they look really really good together
this undercut on ji xiaobing wow
look I know there's supposed to be a cat and mouse motif here but this was my first impression
I really hate that they call him Bai-sir it sounds so wrong in Chinese FNSLJCLSJD the people on b站 keep saying 白色儿 and I cant unhear it
BYT: (((sees ZY fell asleep)))
BYT: (((takes off his coat, moves to drape it over ZY)))
ZY, waking up: what're you doing
BYT:
BYT, putting his coat back on: dressing myself, obviously
two grown men acting like children. we love to see it
they could step on me and I'd thank them for the view 🤩
yes I'm watching this purely for their visuals, what of it?
sir why do u look like a scheming villain here sir
the criminal @ ZY: what a perfect work of art! you are the most perfect specimen I've ever seen in my lifetime
BYT: ………………

how are we feeling bai sir? 😂😂
sir? where r u looking?
oh my side profile god
this is very sexy top behaviour of u ZY

白色儿变红啦啦啦
worried fretting is another Good Trope
someone: I want to talk to you alone bai sir can u come here pls
ZY, watching him go: bitch??????
you've got to be fucking kidding me
I'M LOSING IT
I'll never forgive them for cutting this out
so is this a date
oh I see its a sleepover
why…… why are you two doing that……… wh-what are the puppy eyes for I'm--
threesome?
I really hate to be that person but. come on.
did he just fucking say "it's not like it's the first time I've been cuffed"
oh. my god.
i… see…
we get it.
so I've been too focused on actually watching, I've forgotten about taking screen shots but anyways I just want to say that I enjoy BYT being a lil shorter hah
very sexy of u sir
I really love how they have all different behind the scenes during the credits but if I heard correctly, someone (idk who) said "you kissed so many times" im--
fan, right after the GYDL watch stream: we changing channels
someone: (((talks to ZY)))
BYT: 😠😠
BYT, cutting in: we're in a rush
someone @ ZY: ah then if it's convenient, could you give me a contact number?
BYT: 🙄🙄
BYT: nO it's Not Convenient.
why aren't you saying your vows yet
wait what do you mean this isn't their wedding
oh it IS their wedding they just said "you may now kiss the groom"
me too
I genuinely think I'm in love
a pair of clowns you two
STOP THAT THEY LOOK EXCELLENT IN THESE SUITS
ah yes the newlywed greeting their guests at their wedding. excellent.
caught staring?
oh good Lord they look so good and I've never been more grateful for a distraction from the brain weasels
BC: my name is Bai Chi (Chí)
BYT: Bai Chi??? (Bái chī= idiot)

MY LUNGGGSSSSS
BYT: what, you'll bite me?
ZY: if we don't solve the case let's see if I bite you or not! 😬

um guys?
did bai sir spend all of their lunch date just staring bc I don't blame him at all
that was an excellent scene

but to keep this thread lighthearted let's talk about BYT running around fetching coffee for his kitty
bai sir really went 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
is SCI aware that their leader is a Dorito?
WHY DOESN'T HE SMILE MORE
dad, uncle, we're here to ask for your blessings.
过家家呢 (((claps excitedly)))
he looks after him in more ways than one 💞💞💞💞💞💞
oh dear okay this is a lot to take in
I initially wanted to watch this simply bc they're a good looking couple and I am thanking past!Fan so so much for that insight
how ironic, I don't think this is legal???? I don't think you two are allowed to do this?????
NOOOOO STOPPPPP ARE THEY SERIOUSLY SHOWING THEM FLIRTING ON THE BALCONY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
I am really really enjoying ZY playing God
ok but when she asked him "soooo what's up with you?" I literally thought she was asking him about his love life bc they were just talking about her relationship problems
ZY: your Bai family finally has a descendent with brains
BYT: mmmmmm.
ZY: isn't that right?
BYT: ...HMMM????
NOOOOO gao hanyu was supposed to say "we have some questions to ask the professor" in English but from the behind the scenes it seems like they told him to just say "1 2 3 4 5 5 7 8 9 10" in Chinese???????? I'M DNDBKFHD
what, you two are getting married again??
an exquisite specimen
我们两个肩并肩站在天台喊话
BYT: look at him, LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM

WHAT AM I LOOKING AT SIR THAT'S THE TINIEST SCRATCH
I am. disgusted.
please do not make out with someone who just puked that is absolutely disgusting
I see.
you know what this looks like right
whatcha pillow talking about 😌
pillow talking about work. very sexy of you two
why is bai yutong constantly a meme
oh to be caught and held in the arms of a hot af girl

sighs
sometimes I really h*te men
THEY'RE MARRIED AND HAVE A SON
I have literally never seen them so expressive
two cops, not freaking out over dead bodies and literal murder, but freaking out over a baby
LITERAL DISASTERS
"ooooh so soft!!"
"WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH IT"
this is the most loving look I've ever seen on zhan yao
"MY PANTS ARE WET"
"TAKE THEM OFF THEN"

did. did I just hear that
THEY'RE MARRIED AND HAVE A SON
I ship it
yeah I too would sing compliments to ma han
bai sir I CAN'T STAND YOU
WAS THIS NECESSARY
so. the boyfriend moved in?
I am looking respectfully
"we knew straightaway that bai sir would be at zhan yao's place."

BYT & ZY: …
Bai Change The Subject Yutong

I fucking hate that they have the dynamics of a married couple I'm????????
IS SCI AWARE THAT THEIR LEADER IS A DORITO
two very different people
what in the honest FUCK
exhibitionism?
"you've seen all of me now so you have to take responsibility!"
"please, I'm not interested in that A cup of yours"

NO ONE WARNED ME ABOUT THE LESBIANS
I really like how I can almost see the ??????????? written on their faces
they do belong in a museum
"haha dumb bitch"
do you really blame that guy tho I mean. big mood
come on you two this ISN'T FAIR
oh my goodness me JI XIAOBING WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR HANDWRITING 😭😭😭😭
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