thinking about atenean weilan au with my friend and we cant stop laughing at conyo shen wei

shen wei is either conyo or makata theres no in between hes either from x*vier and english leaning conyo or hes from one of the manila cn schools and hes still conyo

zhao yunlan is ateneo from birth bec zhao xinci is one of those uncles who cares a lot about school pride especially during basketball season — zyl actually wanted to go to UP for college and he passed but his dad is a btch and made him go to his alma mater

zyl speaks straight tagalog all the time and hangs out in UP way too often that he knows all the spots on campus too well and people rarely see him on ateneo campus except for classes and short breaks (and the occasional org event his friends drag him to)

(zyl is 100% an at*neo high school boy in that he has a hard time staying single even tho all his relationships are weird NO OFFENSE ALL MY AHS FRIENDS ARE LIKE THIS)

Shen Wei has had a crush on Zhao Yunlan since orientation. They probably literally bump into each other during one of the games during orientation and zyl lowkey flirts w sw for 5 secs and SHEN WEI NEVER FORGETS IT. EVER.

Shen Wei keeps lowkey hoping he'll bump into Zhao Yunlan on campus, but ZYL IS LITERALLY NEVER ON CAMPUS. whenever he gets a ZYL sighting he latches onto that timeslot. He ends up building zyl's schedule from sightings like that every sem.

I didn't decide on their majors but given that i think ZXC is a big business person he's forced ZYL to take ME and he HATES IT. Probably tries to purposely flunk out of ME just to piss his dad off (its not that hard).

SW is in bio or life sci i'd say. Thinking about med school maybe (he couldve gone to up intarmed but he wasnt sure and he didnt want to leave yz alone).

if YZ is also in ateneo id say hes either a comm major or hes in art management. Or both. Hes dramatic like that.

(i know like 80% of my batch's art management batch because at least half of them are in my org and staff and the rest of them i have then met by association HAHA yz feels like he'd fit in as a hoe for the aesthetic while also being intimidatingly involved in projects)

Continuing this thread with: Zhao Yunlan always cheers for UP during games with At*neo LMFAO his dad learns this the hard way when he brings him to a game and zyl cheers for up from their seat in the patron box

(gg si zyl sa lahat ng tito dun sa patron box but it was worth it)

( KFJDSJ imagine like the 2019 uaap bball season and the uncles were REALLY SALTY about the bball games like bruh i had an executive ask me why i was wearing MAROON PANTS when i was from the blue school

LIKE SIR THEYRE JUST PANTS WDYM)