(sighs) FINE i give up
i got lost in crestwood this is embarrassing
iron bull: boss no offense but we passed that building three times in the past 30 minutes. are you sure you know where we& #39;re going?
inquisitor, squinting at the map in the pouring rain: uh
picked a piece of obsidian and was instantly like woo we can make a nether portal now. the gamer disease is untreatable
shes watching me play
i think sometimes that its funny that the word parsley, despite being the name for a green plant with white flowers, is strongly associated with the color red for me now because of my inquisitor& #39;s whole red theme. even more fun is that i originally wanted to name them tulip
i hate that the option to "romance" dorian is still available in the dialogue tree even after you& #39;ve entered a romance with someone else, but choosing it only results in him saying yeah thats cheating lol no thank you. dont give me hope like this
poly romance in da4 in my mouth. please. please. please. im nothing
rate my setup
no more zodiac signs tell me which unusable video game items have you carried in your inventory during your entire playthrough purely out of sentimentality. for me its this
also from dai specifically, a pair of golden earrings that i bought in val royeaux and refused to sell to anyone ever
so close and yet out of reach
girls night
unrestrained summer fun
OH GOD I FORGOT ABOUT NIGHTINGALE& #39;S EYES
walking into heralds rest and immediately stopping dead in my tracks at the first note like MARYDEN PLEASE I WASNT READY
would literally without a shadow of a doubt die for sera
i feel such kinship with her through parsley theyre like siblings except both of them are somehow the younger one. she& #39;s feeding their dormant chaotic tendencies
i know everyone has seen these clips a thousand times already but i figured out how to export videos from ps4 so im going to keep posting them
i refuse to pick any specialization other than assassin in dai because first of all its very useful for my style of play but secondly and most importantly it makes leliana mention zevran and that always makes me :)
(did a full rerun of origins just a few months ago) zevran i miss you king
desperately trying to get a screenshot of some bandits with really pretty looking armor before my companions notice like nooo dont kill them (yet) theyre so sexy aha
ooomggg did you all see this crazy minecraft easter egg in dai???? ahaha how did they get away with it wow
i literally cannot explain why is it so funny to me when parsley makes this face its like the default facial expression and yet they look so done. why are you talking to me. how dare you. im so tired
i know ive said this before but the prolonged eye contact & silence during the time you have to choose an answer really makes some of these dialogues. hysterical to me
idk how to word this in a coherent way but im literally so obsessed with lighting in dai. whoever responsible for light & special effects in this game you are sooo sexy. your brains are sooo huge
a feat of incredible intelligence on my part id say to make a character nb in a game where an option to do so doesnt actually exist. i keep cringe-laughing at the story... "misgendering" parsley. i dont know how to explain it. this is a problem of my own creation
the Nightmare in the fade: we have a guest... some foolish little boy...
parsley: ??? who is it talking about
the Nightmare is so funny though particularly in dorian& #39;s case its like. wahaha! your parents suck and you& #39;re insecure!! so what man. this description fits for like every single person i know
wrt the topic of playing the game from a perspective of a non-cis mc, i really love how some of the lines could be perverted to mean something completely different. the quest in the fade is particularly good for this, but it applies to the entire game in general
case in point, "i am what the maker made me. the question is: are you what the maker made you, inquisitor?" / inquisitor: "so you could, hypothetically, choose your own name?"
these lines were absolutely not intended to be interpreted in this way, and i am aware of this, but its still interesting to imagine otherwise. im having fun with this
mute this thread while you still can i feel like im going to talk a lot during this playthru
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