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I am thinking about drunk bkg... He vastly overestimates how much he can drink and keeps ordering whiskeys that kirishima has to drink for him (for bkg's own good lol). He turns into this embarrassing, childish mess who clings to deku and melts all over the sofa
Deku's also a lightweight (and anyway someone has to be on kacchan-watching duty) so he sticks to sprite and follows bkg around to keep him out of trouble. Esp bc halfway through the night bkg ALWAYS decides he wants to go home and tries to wander out of the bar alone lol
Drunk bkg's pretty chill and isn't more affectionate, exactly, but he's less coordinated and doesn't care about personal space. So he'll stumble into someone and just stay there, leaning on them, until deku comes to take him away
Kirishima, to mina: so i was standing there, barbecue sauce on my ti-
Bkg, falling onto kiri's chest: ??? where'd you come from
Kiri:
Mina:
Bkg:
Kiri: you good, dude?
Bkg, still with his face mushed against kiri's pecs: you're in the way
Bkg, falling onto kiri's chest: ??? where'd you come from
Kiri:
Mina:
Bkg:
Kiri: you good, dude?
Bkg, still with his face mushed against kiri's pecs: you're in the way
He also steals food lol so guard your nachos because bkg will teleport towards you and have his hand halfway in the bag before you even notice he's there. Deku apologises but bkg manages to give him the slip every time. He's like an overfed dog looking for treats
Bartender: excuse me. are you, uh, deku
Deku, frantic: I'm too busy for an autograph right now sorry!!
B: sir i do not want your autograph. I want you to tell your boyfriend to stop eating leftovers
Deku: oh my god
B: he also won't stop talking about your eyes
Deku, frantic: I'm too busy for an autograph right now sorry!!
B: sir i do not want your autograph. I want you to tell your boyfriend to stop eating leftovers
Deku: oh my god
B: he also won't stop talking about your eyes
Poor bkg... He gets very protective but also loses all braincells so it's a whole night of NOBODY MOVE, EVERYONE WHERE I CAN SEE YOU, WHERE'S KAMINARI? IS KAMINARI SAFE. I'M GONNA GO WATCH HIM. SERO NO GOING TO THE BATHROOM ALONE, TAKE IIDA WITH YOU
Bkg: where's deku
Bkg: DEKU
Bkg: guys i fucking lost deku we have to look for him before he dies
Jirou: bakugou, he is on the sofa with you. You are sitting on him
Deku, slowly suffocating to death: Hhhhhhhhh
Bkg: DEKU
Bkg: guys i fucking lost deku we have to look for him before he dies
Jirou: bakugou, he is on the sofa with you. You are sitting on him
Deku, slowly suffocating to death: Hhhhhhhhh
Bkg: deku, uraraka, iida, kaminari, sero, kirishima, mina, jirou, yaomomo, me
Bkg: ok. Everyone accounted for
Iida: you forgot todoroki
Bkg: todoroki can die
Bkg: ok. Everyone accounted for
Iida: you forgot todoroki
Bkg: todoroki can die
Bkg:
Tdrk:
Bkg:
Tdrk:
Uraraka: what... What are they doing
Deku: staring contest
Uraraka: they're face down on the table
Deku: don't tell kacchan he thinks he's winning
Tdrk:
Bkg:
Tdrk:
Uraraka: what... What are they doing
Deku: staring contest
Uraraka: they're face down on the table
Deku: don't tell kacchan he thinks he's winning
Bkg: you're a shortcake
Tdrk: you're a crime brulee
Bkg: peppermint pansy
Tdrk: angry dandelion
Bkg: half and half dairy substitute ass
Tdrk: pomeranian puppy
Bkg: your mom was a freezer
Tdrk: you're a crime brulee
Bkg: peppermint pansy
Tdrk: angry dandelion
Bkg: half and half dairy substitute ass
Tdrk: pomeranian puppy
Bkg: your mom was a freezer
Tdrk: shut up she's not a freezer
Bkg: your dad fucked a freezer
Tdrk: he didn't
Bkg: he did. Your mom made ice cubes for a living
Tdrk: your mom's just the cooler version of you and she dresses better
Bkg: fuck you
Bkg: your dad fucked a freezer
Tdrk: he didn't
Bkg: he did. Your mom made ice cubes for a living
Tdrk: your mom's just the cooler version of you and she dresses better
Bkg: fuck you
Tdrk: sparky boom boom man
Bkg: pokeball
Tdrk: popcorn hands
Bkg: discount harvey dent lookin ass
Tdrk:
Bkg:
Tdrk:
Bkg: that was mean I'm sorry stop pouting
Bkg: pokeball
Tdrk: popcorn hands
Bkg: discount harvey dent lookin ass
Tdrk:
Bkg:
Tdrk:
Bkg: that was mean I'm sorry stop pouting
Deku, delighted: Kacchan, are you and todoroki-kun cuddling??
Bkg, with tdrk curled up in his lap, tdrk's face buried in his neck like an overgrown toddler: no fuck you
Bkg, with tdrk curled up in his lap, tdrk's face buried in his neck like an overgrown toddler: no fuck you
Anyway drunk bkg's actually very entertaining even though he's a nuisance to deku. Deku can't be mad at him, though, bc bkg's favourite hobby is to tap people on the shoulder and go, "hey. Hey. You see that guy. That's my boyfriend. Ain't his cargo pants dumb as shit. I love him"
Bkg: hey cutie. You single?
Deku: i have a boyfriend
Bkg: well i think you deserve two
Deku, exasperated but hopelessly charmed: I'm really quite alright with just the one
Deku: i have a boyfriend
Bkg: well i think you deserve two
Deku, exasperated but hopelessly charmed: I'm really quite alright with just the one
Bkg: deku I'm hungry
Deku: you already went around eating leftover food off people's plates. I'm not feeding you
Bkg: but I'm HUNGRY
Deku: too bad
Bkg: deku I'm gonna die
Deku: we can stop by mcdonald's later
Bkg: bake me a cake
Deku: no
Deku: you already went around eating leftover food off people's plates. I'm not feeding you
Bkg: but I'm HUNGRY
Deku: too bad
Bkg: deku I'm gonna die
Deku: we can stop by mcdonald's later
Bkg: bake me a cake
Deku: no
Mitsuki, answering the phone at midnight: katsuki? What's wrong?
Bkg: mom. MOM. How do you keep the - how do you stop your soufflés going kapoot in the oven??
Mitsuki:
Bkg:
Mitsuki: are you drunk
Bkg: answer the fUCKIN question
Bkg: mom. MOM. How do you keep the - how do you stop your soufflés going kapoot in the oven??
Mitsuki:
Bkg:
Mitsuki: are you drunk
Bkg: answer the fUCKIN question
Mitsuki, giggling: masaru, honey, wake up. Come talk to katsuki. He's shitfaced
Bkg: m'not drunk shut up
Masaru: hello?
Bkg: dad?
Masaru: yeah, buddy. Are you having a good time?
Bkg: m'not drunk shut up
Masaru: hello?
Bkg: dad?
Masaru: yeah, buddy. Are you having a good time?
Bkg:
Masaru:
Bkg, quietly: dad how come you never tuck me in anymore
Masaru, instantly tearing up: I'll come over right now
Masaru:
Bkg, quietly: dad how come you never tuck me in anymore
Masaru, instantly tearing up: I'll come over right now
Bkg: and then, and then i-
Deku: KACCHAN THERE YOU ARE oh my god i took your phone away for a reason, who are you talking to?
Bkg: my mom and dad
Deku: alright... i guess that's fine then
Bkg: mom and dad have you met deku we're getting married tomorrow
Deku: NO WE ARE NOT
Deku: KACCHAN THERE YOU ARE oh my god i took your phone away for a reason, who are you talking to?
Bkg: my mom and dad
Deku: alright... i guess that's fine then
Bkg: mom and dad have you met deku we're getting married tomorrow
Deku: NO WE ARE NOT
Bkg: give it BACK i gotta call ALL MIGHT
Deku: you can call him tomorrow!!
Bkg: I HAVE TO TALK TO HIM NOW
Deku: KACCHAN IT IS MIDNIGHT LET THE MAN REST
Deku: you can call him tomorrow!!
Bkg: I HAVE TO TALK TO HIM NOW
Deku: KACCHAN IT IS MIDNIGHT LET THE MAN REST
Deku: oh my god FINE but if he doesn't pick up I'm not trying again
All Might: young bakugou? Is everything alright?
Deku: sir i am so sorry he's drunk and insisted on talking to you
Bkg, shouting in the background: ALL MIGHT I BOUGHT WITH SOCKS WITH YOU ON THEM YOU WANNA SEE
All Might: young bakugou? Is everything alright?
Deku: sir i am so sorry he's drunk and insisted on talking to you
Bkg, shouting in the background: ALL MIGHT I BOUGHT WITH SOCKS WITH YOU ON THEM YOU WANNA SEE
After a very noisy night deku manages to stuff bkg into a taxi lol. Bkg complains the whole time about food so deku makes him instant noodles when they get home
Bkg: open up
Deku: I'm not hungry
Bkg: EAT
Deku: i made them for you!
Bkg: SHARE WITH ME YOU DOUCHE
Bkg: open up
Deku: I'm not hungry
Bkg: EAT
Deku: i made them for you!
Bkg: SHARE WITH ME YOU DOUCHE
Bkg: Dekuuuuu don't shower, come to bed
Deku: I'm all sticky
Bkg: don't be naked away from me
Deku: i can't shower with my clothes on
Bkg: let's be naked together dekuuuuu
Deku: I'm all sticky
Bkg: don't be naked away from me
Deku: i can't shower with my clothes on
Bkg: let's be naked together dekuuuuu
Deku, laughing: you're being really loud, kacchan. The neighbours will hear
Bkg: don't care
Deku: we'll get noise complaints
Bkg: they're gonna hear a lot worse when i get my hands on you
Deku: oh? What are you gonna do
Bkg: come to bed and find out
Bkg: don't care
Deku: we'll get noise complaints
Bkg: they're gonna hear a lot worse when i get my hands on you
Deku: oh? What are you gonna do
Bkg: come to bed and find out
Deku: so needy. Fine, I'm here
Bkg: hell yeah you are
Deku: what now, handsome?
Bkg, rolling on top of him: now you let me take care of you
Deku: do your worst
Bkg: hell yeah you are
Deku: what now, handsome?
Bkg, rolling on top of him: now you let me take care of you
Deku: do your worst
Bkg:
Deku:
Bkg:
Deku:
Bkg:
Deku: ...kacchan?
Bkg: (snores)
Deku:
Bkg:
Deku:
Bkg:
Deku: ...kacchan?
Bkg: (snores)
Yuki's last drawing (drunk deku) made me think of irritating drunk bkg lol
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