My friend and I started turnabout big top and boy... do I have a lot of things to say
Like I dont even know where to start
Regina: who should I choose? Max or Trilo?

Me, loudly: NEITHER OF THEM. YOU ARE 16
MAX YOU ARE 21 STOP LUSTING AFTER A 16 YEAR OLD OH MY GOD
Oh boy looks like I get to continue this thread
WHY IS THE JUDGE ACTING LIKE HE'D ALSO CONSIDER PROPOSING TO REGINA???? SHE IS STILL 16
Why is this case LIKE this oh my god
At this point the fact a ventriloquist dummy wants to propose to a 16 year old girl is the least distressing part of this story
This entire case is just making me question my life and all of the choices I've made leading up to this moment
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