My friend and I started turnabout big top and boy... do I have a lot of things to say
Like I dont even know where to start
Regina: who should I choose? Max or Trilo?

Me, loudly: NEITHER OF THEM. YOU ARE 16
MAX YOU ARE 21 STOP LUSTING AFTER A 16 YEAR OLD OH MY GOD
Oh boy looks like I get to continue this thread
WHY IS THE JUDGE ACTING LIKE HE& #39;D ALSO CONSIDER PROPOSING TO REGINA???? SHE IS STILL 16
Why is this case LIKE this oh my god
At this point the fact a ventriloquist dummy wants to propose to a 16 year old girl is the least distressing part of this story
This entire case is just making me question my life and all of the choices I& #39;ve made leading up to this moment
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