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Meeting of the Association of Army Wives
(Ikeja Division)
Leader: I know it is hard but our husbands are out there fighting for the safety of our nation!
Women: *Nod*
Me: (Nods and reaches for the sausage on the table) You dinor lie.
(Ikeja Division)
Leader: I know it is hard but our husbands are out there fighting for the safety of our nation!
Women: *Nod*
Me: (Nods and reaches for the sausage on the table) You dinor lie.
Oyin: My husband has been gone for six months and I miss him everyday.
Me: Ehya *Picks spring roll*
Chika: My baby has not spoken to me in over a month!
Me: (Drinks Chivita and shakes head) Ebube Chisos
Amina: My husband sent me a message today!
Me: Ehya *Picks spring roll*
Chika: My baby has not spoken to me in over a month!
Me: (Drinks Chivita and shakes head) Ebube Chisos
Amina: My husband sent me a message today!
Me: *Claps and uses newspaper to pack chin-chin* He really like you.
Leader: Where is your own husband, Hauwa?
Me: *Hand freezes over doughnut*
Me: ...
Leader: Where is your own husband, Hauwa?
Me: *Hand freezes over doughnut*
Me: ...
Women: ...
Leader: Where is he stationed?
Me: (scratches neck) Ojota
Laide: As what?
Me: F...
Chika: Flight officer?
Me: *Mumbles* Foga
Oyin: Ehn?
Me: Azin he is doing Foga for the olode people.
Leader: Where is he stationed?
Me: (scratches neck) Ojota
Laide: As what?
Me: F...
Chika: Flight officer?
Me: *Mumbles* Foga
Oyin: Ehn?
Me: Azin he is doing Foga for the olode people.
Leader: What is Olode?
Me: *Holds buns*
Leader: Drop our buns, please.
Me:
Me: *Holds buns*
Leader: Drop our buns, please.
Me:
Me: All those people that usually do carry gun.
Theresa: Police?
Me: O - LO - DE
Theresa: Police?
Me: O - LO - DE
Leader: Get Out
Me: *Reaches for peppered snail*
Leader: If your hand should touch that snail.
Me: ...
Leader: Pour the popcorn out of your bag
Me: *Reaches for peppered snail*
Leader: If your hand should touch that snail.
Me: ...
Leader: Pour the popcorn out of your bag
Me: Hello?
Kabiru: What?
Me: *Squints at the sun* I think all those war area in Afghanistan will really fit your destiny.
Kabiru: One spirit use to tell me not to pick your call but I don't usually answer because of the N150 that you're owing me.
Kabiru: What?
Me: *Squints at the sun* I think all those war area in Afghanistan will really fit your destiny.
Kabiru: One spirit use to tell me not to pick your call but I don't usually answer because of the N150 that you're owing me.
Me: Ok. Pour zobo on your chest and snap plis.
Kabiru: Are you mad? Why?
Me: I want to tell them that they gave you bullet in Iraq.
Kabiru: *Cuts call*
Me: Hello! Hello???
Kabiru: Are you mad? Why?
Me: I want to tell them that they gave you bullet in Iraq.
Kabiru: *Cuts call*
Me: Hello! Hello???
Hoodlums start fighting across the street.
They break bottle on one agbero's head.
He falls and I run there.
Me: Boda? Boda? Boda? Can you follow me to that office and lie that you're my husband? That they shoot you in Yemen?
They break bottle on one agbero's head.
He falls and I run there.
Me: Boda? Boda? Boda? Can you follow me to that office and lie that you're my husband? That they shoot you in Yemen?
Agbero: Oloriburuku ni yin ni?
Me: No (brings out phone) Atleast, let me snap with you plis
Me: Oga smile but still do like you want to die
(I take the picture and burst into our Association of Army Wives Meeting)
Me: No (brings out phone) Atleast, let me snap with you plis
Me: Oga smile but still do like you want to die
(I take the picture and burst into our Association of Army Wives Meeting)
Me: They have broken the head of the person that is toasting me in Togo war. See the picture!
Leader: That's my driver
Me: ...
Me: But will I still collect Pepsi?
Leader: That's my driver
Me: ...
Me: But will I still collect Pepsi?
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