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Men act like you have to have a 24K gold-plated pussy to qualify as having good pussy.
meanwhile, they balls be musty and you can’t feel their dick when you get wet. man watch out
meanwhile, they balls be musty and you can’t feel their dick when you get wet. man watch out
Niggas be having lint from their Hanes boxer briefs encrusted in the lines of their testicles.
Niggas will have a hole on his boxer’s left booty cheek.
Niggas be like “get on top” & want you to ride but their beds are on the floor.
Niggas want you to suck dick like you love it.... but they dicks be ashy as hell.
Niggas want you to throw yo ass back during backshots but been ramming yo cervix the whole time.
Niggas will say “gimme a kiss” and haven’t brushed they tongue in a week.
Niggas will scream about feminine hygiene but uses Axe body spray to cover the after-funk of a game of 21.... that he lost.
Niggas expect you to be cute as hell every time you see em but don’t even wash their faces.
Niggas say “who hurt you” when you clown men while still living in heartbreak from the time a girl played with another boy during recess in 1st grade.
Niggas clown women in sex work but can’t read past a 5th grade level. Sound it out, baby.
Niggas be complaining about paying for dates because the closest thing they have to a bank account is a prepaid Visa card from Walgreens.
Niggas be saying some women aren’t “worth” bringing home but don’t even have furniture.
Niggas will have a beanbag chair, a coffee table being used as a TV stand, and a broom standing in the northwest corner of the room, but on this app talking about a PS5.
Ok, last one (I think, cuz this is so much fun)
Niggas be tugging on yo panties talking bout “take these off” and got rello guts, dirt, and bacteria from the month built under their fingernails
Niggas be tugging on yo panties talking bout “take these off” and got rello guts, dirt, and bacteria from the month built under their fingernails
Men be so adamant about a woman knowing how to cook because they only know how to heat up pizza rolls.
And the ones in the middle still be cold.
And they still eat them.
And the ones in the middle still be cold.
And they still eat them.
I don’t have to have first hand experience with these situations to talk my shit!
You niggas are bums!!!!! It not uncommon knowledge.
You niggas are bums!!!!! It not uncommon knowledge.
I can absolutely promise you there are at least 2 women reading each tweet of this thread and can think of a nigga who can relate.
It is not uncommon for you niggas to be bums lmao let’s face facts!!!!
It is not uncommon for you niggas to be bums lmao let’s face facts!!!!
