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here we go! rhythm of war thread!
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ok so the reason i started this thread in the first place is bc i realized damn shallans asking the important questions who the FUCK is out here making all rhese matching cult outfits
ok so the reason i started this thread in the first place is bc i realized damn shallans asking the important questions who the FUCK is out here making all rhese matching cult outfits
RUSHU ADHD. CALLING IT
Oh No
...............anyways i like that spren can be soothed/rioted
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LIFT
ah. the start of chapter 8. i am not allowed to be happy ever
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i suspect that the chapter 8 incident is what made everyone even angrier at moash? tell me if im wrong tho. that was mad fucked up but i definitely am interested in what this leads to for their future
i suspect that the chapter 8 incident is what made everyone even angrier at moash? tell me if im wrong tho. that was mad fucked up but i definitely am interested in what this leads to for their future
adolin is too buff to be a good pillow im gonna cry shadolin isso funny. and so SO cute
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dalinar: hey you're like severely traumatized so let's maybe not have you fighting constantly
kaladin:
kaladin: (bluescreens)
dalinar: hey you're like severely traumatized so let's maybe not have you fighting constantly
kaladin:
kaladin: (bluescreens)
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HEHEHE METALS EXERTING SIMILAR PROPERTIES ON ROSHAR AS THEY DO ON SCADRIAL I CANT WAIT FOR ROSHARANS TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE STEEL
HEHEHE METALS EXERTING SIMILAR PROPERTIES ON ROSHAR AS THEY DO ON SCADRIAL I CANT WAIT FOR ROSHARANS TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE STEEL
leshwi...thinking
shallan is not straight and veil is even less so
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veil, to the man that her headmate is MARRIED to: hey adolin can you fill me in on the girl over there and her boobs its extremely important
veil, to the man that her headmate is MARRIED to: hey adolin can you fill me in on the girl over there and her boobs its extremely important
wahoo thats all for tonight i need to pack in the morning!!! gn (hands out wlw veil flyers)
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o SHIT the ghostbloods’ motives make so much sense...investiture is way more accessible on roshar than anywhere else like hell thats why zahel’s here too...my eyes r so wide open
o SHIT the ghostbloods’ motives make so much sense...investiture is way more accessible on roshar than anywhere else like hell thats why zahel’s here too...my eyes r so wide open
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kaladin: how could it be that zahel is so ungroomed when he works for dalinar...
zahel: has literally just been homeless and scraggly for so many centuries he doesnt know how to dress like a functional human anymore
kaladin: how could it be that zahel is so ungroomed when he works for dalinar...
zahel: has literally just been homeless and scraggly for so many centuries he doesnt know how to dress like a functional human anymore
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this whole zahel section is SO fucking good like yes man drop me those lil investiture science tidbits like the loser nerd you are
this whole zahel section is SO fucking good like yes man drop me those lil investiture science tidbits like the loser nerd you are
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...zahel knows that nightblood is here...has he gone to see szeth yet...HAS HE GONE TO REUNITE WITH HIS SWORD YET (i know he hasnt because hes a fuckign grump but let me believe)
...zahel knows that nightblood is here...has he gone to see szeth yet...HAS HE GONE TO REUNITE WITH HIS SWORD YET (i know he hasnt because hes a fuckign grump but let me believe)
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brandon writing chapter 15 was like oh im gonna feed those annoying little vivasher club fucks on twitter SO well
brandon writing chapter 15 was like oh im gonna feed those annoying little vivasher club fucks on twitter SO well
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man jasnah’s proposal would include zahel being effectively out of a job and home. what’s he gonna do if the ardents are all released. hide from azure?
man jasnah’s proposal would include zahel being effectively out of a job and home. what’s he gonna do if the ardents are all released. hide from azure?
bedtime as i get to the syl interlude bc i already read it when it was released as a preview and idk if im equipped to reexperience th ose tears. gn
i love my horse girl boyfreiddn
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ah. ah. AH. ADOLIN SURE WAS A MAMAS BOY AND HE SURE HAS BEEN SUPPRESSING HIS FURY AND TRAUMA
ah. ah. AH. ADOLIN SURE WAS A MAMAS BOY AND HE SURE HAS BEEN SUPPRESSING HIS FURY AND TRAUMA
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uhhh something something adolins simultaneous resentment and love for dalinar hitting too close to home
uhhh something something adolins simultaneous resentment and love for dalinar hitting too close to home
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please god run into azure or something i need to know what the fuck shes been up to like. its been a YEAR. did she make it out of shadesmar? is she still dicking around in there? actually knowing her she’d become buddies with the honorspren or some shit
please god run into azure or something i need to know what the fuck shes been up to like. its been a YEAR. did she make it out of shadesmar? is she still dicking around in there? actually knowing her she’d become buddies with the honorspren or some shit
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the last straw for shallan being veil drawing adolin in basketball shorts is makign me feel insane. shes like oh you are UNHINGED for that one
the last straw for shallan being veil drawing adolin in basketball shorts is makign me feel insane. shes like oh you are UNHINGED for that one
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FUCK I MISSED INVENTION’S NAMEDROP IN THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER UNTIL JUST NOW TOO. SAZED YOU CANT JUST DO THIS TO ME
FUCK I MISSED INVENTION’S NAMEDROP IN THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER UNTIL JUST NOW TOO. SAZED YOU CANT JUST DO THIS TO ME
chapter 25 without context
this isnt rly spoilers just. ashspren sexy
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IS IT WAX? IS THE PERSON HES SEEKING OUT WAX??????? IS THAT WHY HES BEING THE WAY HE IS IN MISTBORN??????????????
IS IT WAX? IS THE PERSON HES SEEKING OUT WAX??????? IS THAT WHY HES BEING THE WAY HE IS IN MISTBORN??????????????
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actually this shadesmar trip brings up a good question for me like are the fused only fucking with rosharan humans in the cognitive realm?? if khriss and nazh were walking around would they be attacked or would they just have to be like “whoa buddy not our problem”
actually this shadesmar trip brings up a good question for me like are the fused only fucking with rosharan humans in the cognitive realm?? if khriss and nazh were walking around would they be attacked or would they just have to be like “whoa buddy not our problem”
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that shitpost of ours thats like “help my husband keeps including his sword in mundane activities” but we got it all wrong. shallans cool with it meanwhile veil is like “dude what the fuck”
that shitpost of ours thats like “help my husband keeps including his sword in mundane activities” but we got it all wrong. shallans cool with it meanwhile veil is like “dude what the fuck”
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the spy being beryl just seems way too easy an answer im still waiting for the reversal where it turns out to be vathah bc hes one of my favorite side characters and if i brace myself for that maybe itll hurt less
the spy being beryl just seems way too easy an answer im still waiting for the reversal where it turns out to be vathah bc hes one of my favorite side characters and if i brace myself for that maybe itll hurt less
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still sitting somewhere between “vathah or ishnah was eavesdropping on shallan and told mraize gloryspren on purpose” and “formless isnt so formless and doesnt share memories with the other three so is communicating separately”
still sitting somewhere between “vathah or ishnah was eavesdropping on shallan and told mraize gloryspren on purpose” and “formless isnt so formless and doesnt share memories with the other three so is communicating separately”
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BUT LIKE! I DONT WANT IT TO BE VATHAH OR ISHNAH! I CARE THEM TOO MUCH and ishnah seems like shes fully out of suspicion anyways. idk maybe im just gullible
BUT LIKE! I DONT WANT IT TO BE VATHAH OR ISHNAH! I CARE THEM TOO MUCH and ishnah seems like shes fully out of suspicion anyways. idk maybe im just gullible
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the inherent romance of shadolin simultaneously being the cute married gooey couple while also dealing with like 10 layers of identity issues between the two of them AND the fact that they pretty much actively enable e/o’s occasional murders. that’s true love folks
the inherent romance of shadolin simultaneously being the cute married gooey couple while also dealing with like 10 layers of identity issues between the two of them AND the fact that they pretty much actively enable e/o’s occasional murders. that’s true love folks
please. please let me forget that shallans first crush was a bald man
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THAT FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE HAD. I WOUDL KILL FOR AN ACTUAL SWORD FROM ADOLIN KHOLIN
THAT FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE HAD. I WOUDL KILL FOR AN ACTUAL SWORD FROM ADOLIN KHOLIN
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oh my god nd adolin the sword infodumper. all this sword information just sitting in his brain. claiming him once again for the adhds
oh my god nd adolin the sword infodumper. all this sword information just sitting in his brain. claiming him once again for the adhds
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YOU KNOW WJAT. THE SPY BEING PATTERN IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN VATHAH. CAN WE REWIND IM OK WITH IT BEING VATHAH NOW
YOU KNOW WJAT. THE SPY BEING PATTERN IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN VATHAH. CAN WE REWIND IM OK WITH IT BEING VATHAH NOW
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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i have truly destroyed myself with the divorce jokes bc sazed telling hoid he seems “ more afraid of the vessel” re: odium has me giggling just as much as it has me going Oh Lore? bc im like lol hoid is scared of paying alimony
i have truly destroyed myself with the divorce jokes bc sazed telling hoid he seems “ more afraid of the vessel” re: odium has me giggling just as much as it has me going Oh Lore? bc im like lol hoid is scared of paying alimony
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sazed: dude i think you should be a little more concerned about the massive well of unimaginable power than the guy who happens to have it
hoid: rayse took all my fucking plates in the split hes ruthless. RUTHLESS.
sazed: dude i think you should be a little more concerned about the massive well of unimaginable power than the guy who happens to have it
hoid: rayse took all my fucking plates in the split hes ruthless. RUTHLESS.
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brandon rly wrote the back half of part 2 like Hey check out how many things i can have go wrong!
brandon rly wrote the back half of part 2 like Hey check out how many things i can have go wrong!
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wheres lift!!! my daughter doesnt fear god she should be fine!!! rip to the other radiants but shes different!!!!!!
wheres lift!!! my daughter doesnt fear god she should be fine!!! rip to the other radiants but shes different!!!!!!
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forgot that szeth took nightblood to the battlefront. sighs. ok back to wondering where lift is
forgot that szeth took nightblood to the battlefront. sighs. ok back to wondering where lift is
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bro the stakes here feel like the end of a stormlight book and im not even done w part 2
bro the stakes here feel like the end of a stormlight book and im not even done w part 2
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how would sazed enforce hoid making himself known like whats he gonna do. set up cognitive realm customs??? as if
how would sazed enforce hoid making himself known like whats he gonna do. set up cognitive realm customs??? as if
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SORRY MOASH I AM GOING TO SPEEDREAD THRU YOUR EVIL GAY LITTLE CHAPTER BECAUSE LIFT INTERLUDE IS RIGHT AFTER AND IVE BEEN WAITING OVER 500 PAGES FOR THSI
SORRY MOASH I AM GOING TO SPEEDREAD THRU YOUR EVIL GAY LITTLE CHAPTER BECAUSE LIFT INTERLUDE IS RIGHT AFTER AND IVE BEEN WAITING OVER 500 PAGES FOR THSI
