What do you call a chicken that dates a duck and gets cheated on with a pigeon that has brown feathers like lions fur.
A cow.
What happens when you step on gum then go write an exam an fail?
You cry
Your mom’s name is Sarah & her friend is Dorcas. They’re in a stolvel with mavis. What’s the name of their stokvel ?
Money.
What do you call 2 people in a relationship?

Jolings 🙈
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