bkdk shopping would probs be chaotic even though it’s supposed to be just a simple chore

deku, looking for bakugou in the department store: excuse me, miss. have you seen my husband?

salesman: i’m not sure, what does he look like?

deku: like an asshole.

salesman:

deku: :)

bakugou, looking for deku in the supermarket: hey, have you seen my husband?

cashier: i don’t think so. what does he look like?

bakugou: like a piece of shit.

cashier:

bakugou: or also a broccoli i guess.

cashier:

bakugou:

deku, lining up to checkout, placing items from his cart onto the conveyor belt:

grocery’s speakers: paging “deku” at the customer service, mr. bakugou katsuki is looking for “deku.”

customer behind deku: what the fuck is “deku?”

deku, not making eye contact with anyone: