Bkdk Greek au where instead of the whole Persephone getting kidnapped by Hades,,,

Persephone! Kacchan really just has it bad for Hades! Deku that one day when H!Deku was strolling in the fields to get some fresh air P!Kacchan sneakily followed him from behind.-

He followed H!Deku so much P!Kacchan also ended up being in the underworld.

H!Deku, upon noticing the unauthorized entrance to his turf: ??

*turns around*

*trails of flowers the ends to a flower bed*

P!Kacchan, laying in the said flower bed: Hey there...

Obv, H!Deku was instantly in love. How can he not? P!Kacchan with that beautiful face and glorious pecs? Okay, not really the second one... (gods naturally lie)

H!Deku, realizing he should panic: Wait, what are you doing here??? I don’t think you should really be here?

P!Kacchan, eyes on H!Deku’s chest cuz he’s obv taller than him: calm your ti—err I can always get out rig—

*the door they came through closes*

H!Deku: No actually... that door only opens after every week...

Weeks became months the upper world is in chaos

Nymph: D! Mitsuki! Your son P!Katsuki hasn’t come back yet

D!Mitsuki: Keh, damn brat is probably having his tantrum again! I’ll take care of the spring for just 3 months

3 months later, winter became a thing in the upper world...

H!Deku: Kacchan you’ve been here for three months now shouldn’t you go back? Your mother is probably worried

P!Kacchan, laying on H!Deku’s chest: Don’t worry about the old hag *getting up upon realization* oh shi— three months?

H!Deku: yes?

P!Kacchan, eyeing H!Deku and his hands that accidentally landed on H!Deku’s chest: Welp, another three wouldn’t hurt as much...

P!Kacchan and H!Deku making out...

That one devoted P!Kacchan believer: P!Katsuki our crops are dying...

Believer: P!Katsuki please...

Believer: ...

P!Kacchan pushes H!Deku

H!Deku, dazed: What’s wrong...

P!Kacchan: nothing, just lost a follower lmao. Now where was I??

That’s enough for now I’ll think of more later

H!Deku was inlove right? When was he sure that P!Kacchan was the one he was going to marry?

*walking to the hades palace*

H!Deku: oh, btw cerberus is kinda not the type who—

P!Kacchan: listen here you lil’ shit I said fucking give me ur paw

Cerbe, whines: *obliges*

H!Deku, who took him 2 decades to make Cerbe sit: *hands on his chest* its him, he’s the one...

P!Kacchan and H!Deku making out again, this time maybe P!Kacchan wants to take it a little too far

H!Deku: wa-wait Kacchan aren’t we moving a little too fast?

P!Kacchan: for the love of me Deku we’re literal gods there’s nothing that’s too fast for us

D!Mitsuki upon seeing an underworld doorway that is covered with luscious flowers despite the cold winter:

Yes all it took was a horny P!Kacchan for D!Mitsuki to find him again after all those months...

Ig I’ll really end it here lmao