trying to think of the strangest moments from the trump admin. wish i had kept a list. Trump accusing people of murding border patrol with cans of soup, thinking that clean coal was scrubbed with soap, injecting bleach and light into covid patients,

the thing about not being able to walk down a ramp, being afraid of stairs, mcdonalds for the clemson team, only the white clemson players showing up, disinviting the eagles

staring straight into a solar eclipse

getting a communicable disease and passing it along to 130 secret service members

telling a 7 year old that believing in santa is "marginal," tossing paper towel rolls, congratulating a hurricane survivor on getting a boat that washed into his front yard

lawnmower kid, the trucks, kissing the american flag, the weird handshake thing with france, tealing artwork from the american embassy in france, finding out he lost the election while golfing, that time he stood in front of the queen of england

every single thingthat ever left ben carsons mouth, saying you need an ID to buy cereal, calling sharks "disgusting creatures," claiming that you shouldnt exercise so you dont use up finite energy

wind power killing all the birds

blurting out ome new stealth weapon but confusing its name with a type of toothbrush

dealing with national security things in the dining room of mara lago and everyone posting pictures of it to instagram, very first act as president was to silence the national park from commenting abotu crowd sizes at inauguration, herman cain died from a rally

a locked account has reminded me of: sweeping prevents forest fires, and of america's war on toilets

commandeering the maralago concierge desk for a photo shoot of him "writing his inaugural speech," the photo shoot of him writing his name over and over again while in the hospital, the weird litany of physicians

responding to a news story of a mysterious unplanned trip to walter reed with "i definitely did not have a series of miniature strokes," person woman man camera tv

have been reminded of: trying to buy greenland, bragging about sexy people at NYC society dinners to a boy scout jamboree

border wall had to be transparent so that people don't get crushed by giant bags of drugs, trump believing that human smugglers were literal coyotes

the plan to vaccinate mall santas first, four seasons total landscaping, rudy giuliani's face melting down

some other folks have pointed out: selling Puerto Rico, dropping bombs into a hurricane, sharpie to alter the route of a hurricane, pressuring the weather forecasters to say trump was right, not letting sean spicer meet the pope, this: https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1330006726985330690?s=20