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Above anything all I really want for my birthday rn is this god damn HEMNES IKEA table to be in stock!
It’s like some kind of cruel joke. It says it’s available for order online but when I go to the checkout computer says no 
Almost 10 days later and still no HEMNES desk in stock... or at least one that is deliverable or available for collection in my location. One did turn up in Reading but that’s almost 2hrs a way and you know I don’t own a car so there’s that.
I feel like this HEMNES desk is very like “I’m available but I’m unavailable to you” ... that’s pretty much like every guy I’ve dated then 
After much longing - longer than this thread can show for - the HEMNES was not meant to be. Instead your girl ordered the BEGLEN. Here's to the new adventures with my new desk or until the HEMNES is back in stock
