Life is a video game.

📘 The Missing Manual 📘
1️⃣ You are the main player.

Everyone else is an NPC.
Don’t confuse what they want
for what you want.
2️⃣ You don’t have to care about the main player.

Want to care about an NPC?
Invest more in their storyline than yours?

Totally ok.

You’ll want to keep your health stats up, naturally. But you don’t have to play for the main any more than you want to.
Your main is just the character you most directly control.

It’s an infinite, 1-player game with lots of cool NPCs.
(Of course, you can totally go for it if you want to.)
3️⃣ Don’t freak out. It’s just a game.
4️⃣ But do freak out. That’s what makes it fun.
5️⃣ It’s more like Space Invaders than an RPG.

Depending on your region, you might get a storyline that says if you want something, you can just move in its direction and get it

It’s just the marketing
You might have this edition if your main

- speaks English
- lives in the West
- really likes the idea of free will
It works more like a game of Space Invaders. You can move left and right, but you can’t make the baddies come any faster than they’re going to.

Enjoy the wait 🥳
Plan ahead 🧐
Be predator, not prey 🦇 https://twitter.com/AskYatharth/status/1319941814686724096
6️⃣ You get unlimited hints.

Inspired by @WeftOfSoul.

You can just ask. As many times as you want.
People will just tell you the answer.

To activate, type in:
⬆️ Humble + ♐️ Specific + 🅰 Ask
7️⃣ You get bullshit hints.

Everyone tells you about their quest.
Find someone playing yours.
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