*banging pots and pans* I OFFER ANOTHER AU

canonverse #bkdk who play videos on the side.

They met in an mmorpg and they get married there but they have no clue who the other is ok?

They have so much fun together, they go on raids and missions and get to know each other.

They know about each other's crushes too. Like Katsuki knows about smolmight's crush on his childhood friend who used to bully him and Deku knows about King420's crush on somebody that he used to bully.

So they help each other out, they try to give tips to each other on how to

make it up and reconnect with their crushes, offering their opinions from their own perspectives and experiences, and of course like the idiots that they are, THEY DON'T CONNECT THE FUCKING DOTS.

One day, they find out that they actually live in the same city,

so they decide that they should meet their online husbands!

mmm

baby

cue the chaos that ensues when they realize that they married each other and have been ranting about their crushes to each other UCJSICNDICNCJ

OK BYE HAHAHAHA

WAIT I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING THAT'LL MAKE THIS AU BETTER OK

SO THEY RANT ABOUT THEIR CRUSHES RIGHT??? THEY CAN'T EXACTLY GIVE THE NAMES OF THEIR CRUSHES SO THEY GAVE THEM CODENAMES

KATSUKI CALLS DEKU "BUNNY"
AND DEKU CALLS KATSUKI "GRAY" (for gray sweatpants)

SO EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE THEY WOULD CHAT EACH OTHER, GAY PANICKING

smolmight: KING!!!

King: wat

smolmight: GRAY WAS HOT TODAY HE WAS WEARING A BLACK TANK TOP AND I SAW HIS NIPPLES. THEY!! WERE!! PINK!!

King: pfft. I know what you're gonna say next
King: You're gonna go like

King: "oh please suffocate me with your big fat tiddies Gray. I would die a happy gay man doing the thing he loves the most."

smolmight: u r so right and i h8 it

King: love u too babe
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King: FUUUUUUCK Bunny has the juciest ass in this fucking world. I would sacrifice my limited edition silver age allmight figurine just to have a taste of that ass

smolmight: ...

smolmight: if bunny says no, i can give u my ass and u can give me that figurine instead