thread of me reading the one piece manga START

really didn’t expect a tragic loss of limb situation in chapter one but alright

this bitch fell down the stairs and DIED???? absolutely wild we only knew her for about three pages but rip to a real one

i really admire luffy’s complete lack of self preservation

sexuality update: don’t even try to talk to me unless u can fight by wielding a sword in your mouth

buggy has the WORST vibes

luffy’s brain is smooth as hell and i envy it

just finished chapter 40 so i’m calling it for the night anyway i think i like usopp but undecided

so far my main complaint about one piece is that i’m 40 chapters in and there’s not nearly enough hot women I WAS PROMISED BABES

me: yeah i just finished the part where usopp joins the crew he seems cool
literally every single person on the earth: YO I FUCKIN HATE THAT GUY

something about this stupid flag has me in TEARS

just met curly eyebrow man and had a violent flash back to when the 4kids dub turned his cigarette into a lollipop

the translation of this manga keeps saying “zolo” and i know it’s supposed to “zoro” but i also know my tiny brain is gonna say zolo out loud one day and im gonna get roasted

nami’s a bad guy ???

crying in the club about nami’s backstory

update: i’m on chapter 100 yeehaw

patiently waiting for more women to be introduced to the main cast so i can see my cosplay options lmao

im not cryin over a whale YOURE crying over a whale shut up

OH WE LOOOOOVE A BITCH IN A COWBOY FIT

ms all sunday’s cowboy hat and mini skirt fit really speaks to my fuckin soul y’all

YO i wanna go to dinosaur island wtf

happy to report that i have met chopper and i love him

not to be a basic bitch but i would literally die for chopper

not me.... actually physically crying over a fictional humanoid reindeer’s backstory.... bc i became attached to him immediately...

important thing to know about me; i WILL cry whenever anything mildly sad happens to an anthropomorphic animal in a piece of media bc i am a BABY

this is the best dressed bitch in this entire manga

roronoa zoro if you read this im free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free.

not to be dramatic but i can’t stop thinking about the whale they met before they went up the mountain...... i hope he’s doing okay

honestly think it’s pretty impressive that up until now i’ve had literally zero knowledge of one piece i’ve never read a single spoiler and i don’t know who anyone is

iconic

if you were to tell me two weeks ago that i would be 200 chapters deep into one piece i would have laughed at u

i took my dog to the neighborhood dog park and one of the people here is wearing a one piece shirt i don’t know how to act

i kinda knew vivi wasn’t gonna stay bc her arc was definitely over but still sucks

*googles nico robin cosplay*

get u someone that looks at u the way chopper looks at zoro in this panel

i find the sky island arc annoying

for those playing along at home: chapter 262 and i still don’t hate usopp

if my math is correct (which it probably isn’t considering i never passed a single math class in school) i’ll be caught up w one piece by christmas

felt this one

tag urself i’m chopper

desperately holding back from buying myself a chopper plushie

i literally cannot express how emotionally attached i am to chopper like i knew they were gonna win him back from the other pirates but i was still stressed

luffy pls take off the fuckin afro

i hate this

nico robin: i’m leaving the crew
me:

im looking Nami’s measurements that they included at the end of this chapter and we have the same bust measurement but her hips are the size of my waist and her waist is tiny i literally cannot fathom the back pain she would have

like i know anime/manga proportions are always wack and that one piece is especially guilty of it but this is the first time i’m actually thinking about it and i truly can’t image it

this is what my body dysmorphia says i look like

so everyone in one piece just has a tragic ass backstory huh

i really thought this was gonna be a head empty fun pirate adventure

i’m not explicitly saying that someone should buy me the chopper plush off my amazon wish list for christmas but I am putting it out into the universe

if i ate a devil fruit and turned into a giraffe ????? i think i would simply allow the ocean to claim me

franky drinking soda to power up is me at a con chugging a diet coke every morning to prepare for the day

if anything happens to chopper i WILL quit reading

justice for kung fu jugon

wow.... i’m really tearing up over a fuckin boat right now

i’m ugly crying OVER A FUCKIN FAKE BOAT

THE SPIRIT OF THE BOAT IS FUCKIN SAD AND APOLOGIZING IM TOO SENSITIVE FOR THIS

i hate it here

the glow up is unparalleled

just met a talking skeleton and i didn’t even blink i don’t think one piece can shock me anymore

wow the creator of one piece really took my entire 2017 aesthetic and shoved it into a character and that characters name is perona

brooks is the pirate that left laboon don’t talk to me i’m sensitive

i’m franky

omg i luv voltron

really rude of one piece to make me sad about laboon AGAIN

one piece quit making me cry every time i find out a character’s backstory challenge

i desperately need to read like a happy shojo manga or something jesus CHRIST i thought this was gonna be a whimsical pirate adventure story not a whole week of me crying i feel betrayed by everyone who didn’t warn me when i started reading this

am i perhaps overly sensitive?? absolutely but still what the FUCK anyway this newest bout of tears brought to you by brooks’ backstory

almost at chapter 500 which is wild considering before i started reading i thought one piece was a insurmountable piece of media

gigantic spoiler but HEY WHAT THE FUCK

i say that as if i haven’t been routinely spoiling one piece this entire time

i can’t imagine how stressed out i would be if i was reading this while it was coming out and i had to wait for shit

boa hancock hot

this is actually where i’m from

concept: one piece but all the chapter titles are written like the title card of an always sunny episode

im not even gonna fuckin dive into this bc WHAT

another gigantic spoiler:

they’re really gonna spend all those chapters trying to save him...... JUST FOR HIM TO DIE WHAT THE FUCK

i’m so angry i liked him

one piece really does not let you rest

this arc is dope and all but i miss chopper

ok this has been fun and all but i want the rest of the crew back please

think about this a lot

im so grateful that the author isn’t actually making us sit thru all of luffy’s two year training i don’t think i couldn’t do that shit

i just choked on my spit

this is it.... this is the first one piece outfit i’m gonna cosplay

His weed? I roll that. His hand? I hold that. His back? I got that. His wife? I am that. My role? I play that. We're happy? They hate that.

i lied might fuck around and do a perona cosplay first bc hell if that isn’t my exact brand

bald franky makes me uncomfortable for reasons i can’t be sure of

alright boys add her to the list of character designs im immediately in love w

biggest thing that i dislike about one piece is that there’s so many different different types of interesting male character bodies but when it comes to women there either skinny and beautiful or fat and ugly and that’s really it

i like shirahoshi bc i also cry constantly

kin

not to sound insane but the fish man island arc is just making me crave calamari

bro me too

pretty soon i’m gonna have stop this thread bc im rapidly approaching genuine spoiler territory but i’m unsure of when that will be so