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Some personal news: after 32 years of not having a cat, my stepkitty has finally arrived.
She emerged briefly
Cross paws! (The mug in the background is her water dish.)
Get you someone who loves you as much as Chauncey loves this fidget spinner
She likes having her little armpits rubbed
BREAKING: She let me touch her toebeans.
. @jadedanger and I are playing a game and Chauncey keeps kicking me to demand pets
She’s embarrassed that I called her out, now she must hide
She does not appreciate this storm
I don& #39;t want this very important blep to be lost in the Cats thread https://twitter.com/clapifyoulikeme/status/1327803206764785664">https://twitter.com/clapifyou...
She have fish
She’s decided to sleep between our pillows 
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All my faves
Forgot to share this gem from when she was hiding in the bathtub with only her little ears and eyes poking out. Flash makes *quite* a difference.
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Look! At! This! Queen!
A most dramatic child, you can practically hear her sigh.
I guess I sleep diagonal and half sitting up now.
Regrettably, @jadedanger can never move her leg again
Look at this vicious predator
No it& #39;s fine we& #39;re not trying to watch tv feel free to plop right down and clean yourself right there
She cuddles her banana sometimes.
I won& #39;t have a job as of Thursday but at least I have this ridiculous creature.
. @jadedanger put a pillow on the bin where Chauncey sits and she is LUXURIATING
Tfw you have been spotted despite your very serious attempt at hiding
Chauncey said "no exercising for you, this is my yoga mat now"
There is a creature slowly encroaching on my pillow.
Before and after I pspsped at her
When mom tries to tell you her Real Housewives theories
When other mom is torturing you with pets
This is like a third of the bed. She weighs ten pounds.
If Cat Not Enjoy Being Held...Why Baby Sized?: A Triptych
Literary kitty
Kitty bedhead
Is this a normal cat pose
"This is my counter now, sorry."
OUT: Bananaphone
IN: Bananapillow
IN: Bananapillow
The armrest loafer has arrived
She turn around and ponder
Important Chauncey fact: she loves to join us in the shower.
Doing her dramatic ragamuffin pose last night
BREAKING NEWS: baby pictures have been located
Scrëm
Hello it& #39;s me
She lives in my hoodie/poncho/cozy garment now.
She let me tuck her in
Basking, slightly salty that she’s not allowed to climb on the wedding green screen
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*Someone* insisted on brushing her and now she is sitting in the corner glaring at us.
She loves her new toy, h/t @whitneyarner
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She came to watch Cats
Perched
Brushy brushy brushy
Simply regal imo
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Laundry time
"Draw me like one of your French cats"
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I feel much better and have repaid her by turning her into a purrito.
Sleepy curled up baby
It& #39;s important to let your indoor cat look outside
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She has claimed the ottoman
Ok sorry to spam but LOOK AT THIS ANGEL
Why did she do this? How did she do this? Why did she then cry because the fish was preventing her from drinking?
She holds the finger with her peet
My apartment is so cold today that she& #39;s been cuddling with us under the blanket
Now that the radiator is back on she refuses to leave it for anything
She loves the warm....but she hates the bright....she squint....
She’s taking over our backscratcher
If she fits, she...sleeps.
They& #39;re replacing our bathroom sink and Chauncey is enjoying being locked in the bedroom
A lioness
Ok fine we will get her a condo
She turns her back on us :(
The happiest cat
Tfw you want pets but also want to attack
Baby getting scritches last night on the bed
Lounging baby
Self-scratcher
The huntress strikes
We cleaned off the clothes pile chair because we& #39;re having company(!) and she& #39;s taking full advantage
She lik the fether
Tfw you’re not quite ready to wake up from your nap despite having done nothing but nap all day
