my question is, how do bkdk keep getting pulled into every episode of Keeping up with the Todorokis?? and can this please continue to be a thing for the rest of forever

impromptu fam therapy w bkdk mediating mid-battle
bkdk accidentally showing up to rei& #39;s first day home

bkdk playing video games w shouto when the divorce news drops
bkdk interning w endeavor, accidentally overhear fuyumi coming out to her dad
bkdk catching hawks sneaking out of the todoroki house
bkdk reluctantly accepting an invite to """reformed""" touya& #39;s welcome home party

the reality is shouto& #39;s been conning them so he won& #39;t have to interact with his family alone:

shouto: hey do you want to come over this weekend?
bkg: god no
deku: todoroki-kun, it& #39;s always so intense there—
shouto: i bought the new all might game pre-release
bkdk: WE& #39;LL BE THERE

hawks: so your dad and i have some news
bkg, been waiting for this day to act up: OH FUCK NO
deku, shook despite been known: OMGGG
todoroki house: *devolves into chaos btw bkdk, natsuo and """reformed""" touya*
shouto: *slurping his noodles, glad bkdk are there to emote for him*