I just want there to be a quirkless au, where Deku always jogs in the park and stops to pet Kacchan’s pit bull when he crosses by. They exchange good mornings and whatever, go their separate ways.

So when Kacchan runs into Deku at a coffee shop, he thinks it’s a /perfect/

Opportunity to ask him out when Deku isn’t jogging away for once.

What he doesn’t know is that Deku is one of those people who only pays attention to the dog and not the owner- not on purpose- and Deku is baffled as to why some hot guy he’s never met is coming on to him.