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this is the funniest thing ive ever read
im not far in at all but i dont think im wrongnin assuming xie lan has never done anything wrong in his life
but is he classy......bougie......ratchet..........
i love butterflies.... that's so cool .........
xie lan in the communication array is so fucking funny like
mu qin: wtf were you doing down there that you dont know the 4 calamities
xie lan [to himself]: busking. fucking duh. god
mu qin: wtf were you doing down there that you dont know the 4 calamities
xie lan [to himself]: busking. fucking duh. god
havent actually met hua cheng for real yet but he seems petty as fuck and i respect that. burning the temples of 33 gods ???? yes king go off
fidyshdjfj old man xie lan
ok so one time i met this nice couple of old people and they rode their bikes everywhere and never bought groceries they got all their food exclusively from dumpster diving. anyway thats how i see xie lan
god . me
lmao. gay
so this is definitely hua cheng then
fu yao and nan feng are so fucking funny please
san lang just snatching up a snake .... me bringing my mom a snake from outside when i was 4 . she cried
....CAN HE GET A BREAK ?
im going to k!ll myself
xie lan
xie lans dumb gay brain not realizing how suspicious san lang is . i love him but oh my god please see not just the best in people dude im begging you
he enrages me
san lang is so. insane . im laying down forever
why is this so upsetting
xie lan .......... can he have one (1) good day seriously im Begging
fjcchgshsjkfjfhd.......i would do anything for xie lan . not a joke
i feel homophobia rising within me
not to be dramatic but reading countless examples of how hated xie lan and hua cheng are just reminds me of hs likenfjfjdnd . i showed up on the coattails of bad rumors so the whole being completely avoided by most or outright hated? relatable these are my kings
i love when xie lan is petty ....
wind master gender fluid ..... hell yea....
everyone all the time: be careful with hua cheng >:(
xie lan: okay
[gently holds]
everyone: that's not what we....meant....
xie lan: okay
[gently holds]everyone: that's not what we....meant....
qingxuan said FUCK pei ming i cant stand that bitch. and he's right to
qingxuan is so fun i love her
xie lan in the ghost city
IM GOING TO PASS OUT ?
QIANQIU SHOWING UP AND XIE LAN AND QINGXUAN BOTH PUTTING THIWR HEADS IN THEIR HANDS ..... PLEASENGFJRNMD
i hate gay people goodnight
qianqiu himbo
if a sexy pirate was like "here's this room of swords and you can have whatever you want" id be like okay! so i was thinking a spring wedding-
god i love qingxuan.....disguising herself to get into paradise manor and scaring the shit out of xie lan
hm i wonder why 
qingxuan means the world to me...... you dont understand ...............
....EXCUSE ME?
QIANQIU IS INSANE
"He raised his right hand, and said while looking at it, “...I don’t want to see anyone go through what I’ve gone through.”" 
how does hua cheng know so much about xie lan.....
like theres gotta be something missing theres no way they dont know each other or at least hua cheng knows xie lan but xie lan doesn't? remember? know exactly who hua cheng is? something? im going insane
what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuvk what the fuck what the fuck
feng xin being terrified of women is nearly as funny as the big dick temple
once again: qingxuan means the world to me
on book 2 ! feeling terrified !!!
....he means the world to me..
........you have to be fucking kidding me
cool im extremely fucking upset
FUCKING PAUSE...........WHEN HUA CHENG OFFERS XIE LAN THE ARMOURY AT PARADISE MANOR ........
IM GOING TO END MY SHIT I SWEAR TO GOD
mu qing and feng xin are such funky little dumbasses
ch71: xie lan resolves to destroy capitalism
he is so sexy for this .....
xie lan: sorry i care about the people of yong'an. as if it's my fault.
oh he's everything...
.....ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING .....
hua cheng's reaction when xie lan made fun of himself for saying this......the umbrella.........i am SICKENED......
i hate music
every day i think thoughts
what is a god to a man who's buried the decaying form of his own infant son after traveling miles for aid only to be fiercely rejected
he is such a fucking NERD
LIKE YOURE STILL IN DANGER ?????
hua cheng is like 14 and trying to defend a literal god from danger im going to put my head through the floor
ITS ALL . MAKINNG SENSE I HATE
xie lan just wants to save everyone he can .....i am so upset
the fact that he took on sole responsibility for the fate of xianle and for all that he us a god he is limited....and when things continue to get worse and people continue to have faith .............
feng xin ur so brilliant i love you
XIE LAN ACTIVATING THE FENG XIN MU QING GET-ALONG SHIRT...... FFUCUCHCFJFJFNDN
im. cryifn please
that brief reprieve was not near enough to segue into xie lan having to face the fact that he is fighting fate itself and he is destined to lose
xie lan unraveling.....
:)))))) :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
mu qing kinda crazy
xie lan holding up his first statue dedicated to him that is holding up the symbol of xianle royalty as the patients swarm him begging for a cure he doestn have as he's losing faith in himself....the Symbolism..........[head in hands]
on to book 3 ..
xie lan is a bitch and i like him so MUCH
if im right about whatever im thinking im ending it all not a fucking joke i will take drastic measures
if pei su doesmt leave banyue tf alone...
exactly ... xie lan bad bitch
SHI QINGXUAN.......THE CRIMES I WOULD COMMIT FOR YOU..........
xie lian: damn this play is kinda gay
xie lian: ...
xie lian: ...WAIT.........
xie lian: ...
xie lian: ...WAIT.........
shi wudu transphobe
THREE THOUSAND............
im going to fucking d1e
