lemme write a whole plot on it

Shrav insists Bunty to show up at wedding, coz it will be fun
Bunty gets there, grabs his second serving of food
phir dulhan ki entry
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Sophie 'hey friend of Shravan, Bunty! Matlab HELLO aise kyu ghoor rahe ho meri dost-bride ko? matlab kya yaaa? i don't understand? koi samjhao mujhe!!!'
Vik 'Woh Sophie mujhe lagta hai Bunty ko kisi SPECIAL dost ki yaad aa gayi,how special! hume bhi milwao usse!'
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Shrv sensing something wrong asks him and he explains
Shrav 'Chod Bunty sab ladkiyan hoti hi aisi hai, bas DHOKA dena janti hai'
Vik 'Oho bunty, this is so sad, chalo daaru peeke nachte hai'
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Soph 'Thats so sad yaa... par tume kisne dhoka diya Shravan? mujhe bhi batao, i want to understand coz this is not done yaaa'
Sumo 'Batane keliye kuch hai hi nahi, woh khud dhoka deta hai logon ko phir ghajni ban jaata hai'
Vik 'Woh guys kya connection hai!!'
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Devdas 'Pehle kehte hai its over, get out phir wapis aana chate hai, kyun? bas phirse planet bulake ullu banane keliye'
Vik 'omg did u guys see how he brought the philosophy in so smoothly, kya baat hai!!'
Sumo *ignoring Vik* 'WE WERE ON A BREAAAAAAAAKKKK'
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Bunty 'STFU!! Yahan meri girlphrend mujhe chodke kisi aur se shaadi karne jaa rahi hai aur tum dono phir se shuru ho gaye!! Matlab koi reason hi nahi chahiye!! Main kya karun phir? Baraat ke samne jaake naachun????'
Vik 'great idea! chalo!!!'
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Soph 'Guys i didn't get the memo, yeh Shrav-Suman kya bol rahe hai? Guys, koi batao mujhe!!'
Sumo 'Tumhari memo Shravan ne hi block karwaya hoga Sophie, uska favorite hobby hai, letter phone sab block karwana!'
Shravan 'acha ab main bolu? WE WERE ON A BREAKKK'
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Bunty 'I NEED A BREAK!! from the TWO OF YOU! hum jaa rai hai tum dono ladte ladte maro, phir hume mat bulayio photu pe malla dalne keliye'
*Bunty leaves*
Devdas 'ab tumne mujhe mere dost se bhi door karliya suman, Suraj akela tha akela hai aur akela hi rahega'
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Soph 'Vikram, I think in dono ka kuch tha pehle, i mean, jaise baat kar rahe-'
Vik 'Haan tha na, bachpana/infactuation, meri Suman mujhe sab batati hai'
Sophie 'but dono jaise abhi lad rahe hai-'
Vik 'are lad nai rahe hai, vakeel-vakeel khel rahe hai, for me'
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