In case you weren't aware, old timey Easter Bunny costumes are the scariest things to have ever existed. A thread. A terrible terrible thread of terrible bunnies
This bunny, who looks likes he barely escaped a terrible burrow fire before stopping by to bring...um, joy?....to the tykes
This bunny which, I am convinced was the inspiration for the horror movie Saw
and also has some sort of tentacles coming out his mouth? Very normal for an Easter Bunny, in the Twilight Zone!
This bunny's mask looks like the face you make when your acid kicks in & you can tell it's gonna be a bad trip & you're in for the 8 hour ride regardless
I mean, a face would have been nice & decidedly less scary for children. Disconcerting that his only feature is a "nose" & that nose looks like a nipple for some unknowable reason
He's got a 5 o'clock shadow & an expression like someone just suddenly told him women have the right to vote, so I can see why this little girl is like wtf .
This Bunny looks like a paper machete blow up doll with angry eyebrows & um...bangs? This kid looks baffled & honestly though, aren't we all?
So my fear is that this isn't a costume & is actually some sort of sentient sewer rat lab project gone wrong & escaped. And holy fuck why are it's eyes glowing đź‘€
rip little guys, they were just trying to make a friend
This is the most shamble ass bunny of the lot. It looks like he was made out of old piss stained bathroom rugs by someone on meth. This bunny stopped by to say "hi" & stole 5 dollars from your purse & your root canal pain pills from 3 years ago.
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