After Zambian men, fear some of these #ZedTwitter chicks. This chick showed me snake bums.

A mini thread....

Let’s take it back to where it all began. I slid in this chick’s DM one Saturday morning (July 2020 long holiday) — asking if she could come with me to Siavonga.

She was like, “I’m game but I need to travel to Choma — I’m already at the terminus”. Convinced her to travel with me, told her that I’d take her to Choma the following day. Full tank in the hilux...and off we left for Siavonga.

Made it to Siavonga in the evening and found that most lodges had all been booked except one executive room at Lake Safari. We checked in and in my head I was like this is gon’ be one eventful night of the year

Just to cut to the chase. This chick sold me a dream — ati I’m attending. I ended up sleeping with blue balls. The gents on here know how painful those things are but yeah that’s what happened. Following day we checked out and I dropped the chick in Choma.

....Just to mention that, I knew that she lied about attending. I totally understood..... The chick came back to Lusaka, as a ‘considerate’ person I am I went to pick her up from Inter city and treated her to a ‘meal’ before I dropped her home.

The juicy part of everything starts from here y’all. This was followed by days/nights of dates which culminated into something I didn’t think I’d find myself in. A lengthy sleep over at my place. 4 days/nights. This was a first for me. 2 days in, my conscience weighed down on me