tropes in smut fics that should stop existing (or don& #39;t make sense)

•please feel free to add to this thread•
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❌" title="Kreuzzeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Kreuzzeichen">Using spit as lubehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❌" title="Kreuzzeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Kreuzzeichen">

It does not lubricate. IT DRIES TOO QUICKLY. 0/10 would not recommend.
Being amazing at oral sex the very first time that they try it.

Like, listen, I know everyone wants to be good at sex... But BJs are clumsy and a trial and error experience. Teeth may be involved. Gag reflex happens. It& #39;s okay. It gets better with practice.
BDSM without having the proper conversation prior to engaging in the acts with their partner.

Safe words! Boundaries! Your partner& #39;s comfort level! It& #39;s all importantttttt.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❌" title="Kreuzzeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Kreuzzeichen">LACK OF PROTECTIONhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❌" title="Kreuzzeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Kreuzzeichen">

Unless y& #39;all have been in a monogamous, committed relationship and have both been tested and are good to go and had the discussion beforehand that you& #39;re going to go raw, then y& #39;all better suit up.

WEAR THE DAMN CONDOM!!!!!!!

This has been my TED talk.
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