Im going to my first actual volleyball training night. I'm going to be so terrible. But I will to learn how to serve a ball if it fucking kills me
Literally running from the other side of town to get there on time agsgfjaldhgdjs
Nearly lost my clothes bc I was running from the laundromat. Then the biggest crow I've ever seen swooped in front of me. If this gets any more anime-first-episode I'm going to throw myself into a lake
I am definitely an entire decade older than all the other new players but they humoured me and taught me how to play and I had a load of fun. I can't overhand serve over the net yet but I can pass pretty well and I'm going back next week
They all thought I was in high school agshdlahsgdkd like the coach knows my age but the kids thought I was a teenager. I look like a child despite my facial piercings. Throwing myself into a lake
A conversation i had with a child:
"I'm getting a taxi home"
"oh you poor thing omg my mum will give you a lift"
"No no please don't misunderstand, I earn and spend my own money and I am in this situation because I don't have my shit together as a real ass adult"
"Ah."
I literally have to tell these kids my age when we start talking just in case they're uncomfortable befriending an adult without knowing. I did not expect to be treading these waters but here I am. A baby faced stupid person
A 13 year old taught me how to serve
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