peeing means you drink too much water. your body obviously didn't need it if it's just peeing it all out. i consider any amount of urination a personal failure and a mark of inefficiency
people are mad at me because i'm not in the pocket of Big Water
can't stop thinking about this phrase. becoming antipiss https://twitter.com/rheasong/status/1325668392922193925
think of all the time you spend peeing and drinking water so you can pee some more. you could do so much with that time. you could write the great american novel, "Becoming Antipiss"
anyway. goodnight
why are so many people taking this seriously, do you think i'm posting this from beyond the grave?
last time i try to josh around with Hydration Twitter, jesus
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#NoPissNovember

i'm deleting this thread because so many people have helpfully explained water to me, an alien who just fell to earth from my planet BleepBlorp where we don't have any
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