Governor of UT about to address the state. Declared state of emergency, used the EBS to break into TV to announce this.
Infections growing at "alarming rate"
Hospitals are at or near capacity.
Record hospitalizations or deaths day after day.
Effective immediately, new state of emergency.
Follows:
MANDATORY MASKING STATEWIDE.
ALL BUSINESSES TO ADOPT SIGNAGE ABOUT MASKS.
ENFORCEMENT BY FINES THROUGH STATE DEPARTMENT OF LABOR.
UTAHNS MAY NOT HOST CASUAL GATHERINGS IN THEIR OWN HOMES WITH NON-FAMILY MEMBERS FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
(ASSHOLE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM AUTOMATED BREAK IN TO GOV'S ADDRESS TO TELL US ABOUT GOV'S ADDRESS...
SOMETHING ABOUT SCHOOLS AND STUDENT ATHLETES TWO WEEK POSTPONEMENT
ANOTHER ASSHOLE AUTOMATED EBS BREAK INTO HIS ADDRESS TO TELL US HE'S GOING TO ADDRESS US. SOMEBODY SHOULD BE FUCKING FIRED FOR THIS THIS SHIT.
THIS IS NOT A SHUTDOWN BECAUSE NOT WARRANTED (BUT WE CAN'T VISIT FRIENDS, APPARENTLY) AND SOME SHIT ABOUT ATHLETICS WE MISSED.
GET YOUR FLU SHOT.
659 UTAHNS DEAD TO THE VIRUS.
100K+ UTAHNS INFECTED.
"WE CANNOT WAIT ON A VACCINE. WE MUST DO MORE, AND WE MUST DO IT NOW"
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