Worse thing eh https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Denkendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Denkendes Gesicht"> hmm i say dis all di time but i flew off a moving car https://twitter.com/444hottie/status/1325599407929233408">https://twitter.com/444hottie...

explanation: it was last period me n my friends was hanging out in the parking lot bc it was also the last few weeks of school so we ain’t have track practice NE way we decided to have fun n do donuts in the school parking lot my school was lame security aint give a shit

so we went in my friend david’s car this ngga was crazy but that’s we was all friends so he said he wanted to car surf n we was like ok bet get on man ngga gets on n has the time of his life so me bein a thrill seeker my bitch ass had next!

so there i was on di car ready to blast off n have a good time i’m young n stupid ion know wtf is a good idea but i knew as soon as i saw david’s ass getting in the drivers seat i knew i was in deep shit... THIS NGGA START GOIN 40 IN THE PARKING LOT

BITCH WE WAS GOING SO FCKN FAST I COULDNT EEM HOLD ON NO MORE BRUH MY FINGERS WAS LIKE BITCH LET GO... SO DAS WHAT I DID N I FLEEEWW tf OFF his car https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">

i tuck n rolled bc i’m cool like that yew know i’m wit di shits and i somehow MADE IT UNSCATHED UN HURT I FELT LIKE TOM CRUISE BTXTCH

OH MICROWAVE!!! i put in a ball of foil and it went ZZTZZT so i took it out cause i got scared