I& #39;m not going to go into details, but I want to reiterate -

BORING SECURITY IS STILL IMPORTANT SECURITY.

Please. Help me from going grey even faster than I already am.

Don& #39;t put service accounts in highly privileged groups.

Don& #39;t let all users have local admin rights in your organisation.

Know where your logs are going!

Simple. Basic. (Relatively) Easy.

Please. DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN!

I gave a talk about all this shit SIX FUCKING YEARS AGO!

There is no freakin& #39; excuse. NONE. If you have an excuse, you& #39;ve made it up and it& #39;s shit.

This stuff should have been fixed - SO FIX IT. PLEASE!