Rare vs. Positions

Let’s see which one is less tragic

track by track
track #1: Rare and shut up

None of these intros really moved me but one is not like the other. The tone ariana sings in is annoying af. I find selena’s voice to be quite relaxing on rare. Therefore she ends the ponytail girl

Rare: 1
Positions: 0
track #2: Dance Again and 34+35

The ponytail girl did what she had to do on this song. As soon as i heard it i knew this album was gonna be “good girl gone bad”. Meanwhile dance again sounds like a 2015 reject. Selena couldn’t stand a chance

Rare: 1
Positions: 1
track #3: Look at her now & Motive

I am so disappointed in doja & ari. This crappy beat sounds like h&m music. Doja’s voice simply did not fit this track at all. Look at her now is arguably the best song on rare. The chorus brings me life

Rare: 2
Positions: 1
track #4: LYTLM & Just like magic

LYTLM presented a different side of selena. This deserved #1. Just like magic is a filler track with the most boring chorus i ever heard. Ponytail girl keeps spiraling downhill

Rare: 3
Positions: 1
track #5: Ring & off the table

Selena takes this one by default. Off the table puts me to sleep. Love me harder easily outsold

Rare: 4
Positions: 1
track #6: Vulnerable & six thirty

Both of these tracks are bops and they both did what needed to be done. But personally i think six thirty sounds like the rest of the album anyways. Ariana just can’t catch a break...

Rare: 5
Positions: 1
track #7: People you know & safety net

Finally, ty dolla sign delivers edgy vocals and saves ari’s tragic album. Top 3 on the album. This devours selena’s random song.

Rare: 5
Positions: 2
track #8: Let Me Get Me & My hair

Don’t know what ponytail girl was thinking with this rip off r&b beat, and i’m so tired of the same vocals... LMGM makes me wanna get up and dance a lil bit. Pollutions keeps tanking

Rare: 6
Positions: 2
track #9: Crowded Room & Nasty

Nasty sticks out from the rest of this album. Sis skated on the beat and i love the lyrics. Best song on the album wbk Crowded room is a skip

Rare: 6
Positions: 3
track #10: Kinda crazy & west side

Another straight up disappointing filler track from Ari. But Kinda crazy highkey isn’t any better. So who takes the cake? Selena does cuz the lyrics saved the song at least

Rare: 7
Positions: 3
track #11: Fun & love language

Help what are these crazy ass instrumentals? Somebody help me 💀 Selena’s chorus is a lil corny and the beat makes me wanna turn it off. I can somewhat tolerate love language but still garbage so.

Rare: 7
Positions: 4
track #12: Cut you off & Positions

When i first heard positions i thought it was ok and it would get better by the listen. but unfortunately it didn’t and this is her worst lead single to date. But cut you off reminds me “Ex” by Kiana Lede which is amazing

Rare: 8
Positions: 4
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