what your guilty gear main says about you! thread
your diet consists of unsalted crackers and water
you're part of tradcath twitter (terrifyingly racist)
you fell out of your crib as a baby
you headbutt doors to open them
you are an actual, literal ape. you smack your controller and shit just works magically.
virgin
you love hurting yourself on purpose dont you
[heavy breathing into the mic]
you like to pretend you know what you're doing when you really dont. you have several deep seated unresolved complexes. if you play this character seek help immediately
learned about the game through porn
redditor
you're a jojo fan
i cant finish this thread
you said "step on me and spit in my mouth" ironically too many times and its not a joke anymore
your priv account is quite possibly the most terrifying piece of literature ever released
you thought he looked cool, realized he's literally a game of 8 ball in game, and decided you cant back out
he's on the phone while fighting i cant even fault you for this
you think she's cute

you also never let anyone else have fun on the playground as a kid
you think she's hot

you ALSO never let anyone else have fun on the playground as a kid
"🩸🔪⛓️🍒" twitter
monster energy enthusiast
tw // british people

oh god
halloween is probably your favorite holiday

fuck you
shonen meathead

also reaaaaalllly waiting for the girl in his chest to do something
you need therapy badly
you're going to hell

yall are cool

but yall are not seeing god
absolutely play the game w your ass out
evangelion fan
mmmmmmsord
you either like cute things or your sense of humor hasn't left 2016 and you still think baiting people with him is hilarious

it is not

people do not care anymore
drainer
why
under 5'6
might be a bit late to say this but in case it wasnt clear this entire thread is jokes

except for bedman that may or may not have come from somewhere

nerd
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