RIGHT. Chores are done, lamps are lit, I've eaten dinner but it is not yet time to feed dogs. We have five episodes of DOOMSDAY PREPPERS remaining. Let's watch one!
Ironically I ate freeze dried food for dinner tonight, because I feel crappy and thus did not want to cook. And since I live off grid, I do not have a microwave. But Backpackers Pantry Cuban Rice is great, do recommend.
Anyway grab your snacks and drinks and let's see what kind of bad decisions are being made by terrible people tonight.

This episode is titled "Fortress at Sea". I'm a Navy veteran. I can feel myself getting hives already.
Our first couple are Kevin and Annissa. They live in Eastern Washington state and they're afraid of volcanoes.
Their son Travis is also in on it.

Annissa is the "strategic planner". Travis is in charge of food. Kevin is in charge of "mayhem and chaos", whatever the fuck that means. Probably murder.
They have livestock, but also they have an RV. I think the livestock is not part of their longterm plan then?

I mean why not just move somewhere with fewer volcanoes.
Ok so their daughter Teagan is in charge of monitoring weather, and her husband is in charge of "defense" so what the fuck is Kevin's job here? It doesn't seem like he even gets to murder people.
Wait wait wait.

Kk. So.

They have the RV, being towed by a big ass pickup.

And then they have, and I quote, "a combat-ready battle bus"
AND they have a sailboat in case the roads are impassable or the National Guard tries to stop the combat ready battle bus.
AND he's converting a shed to a tiny house so his wife won't be sad about having to sleep in a luggage bay on a battle bus, and they're going to put it on a trailer and take it with them somehow.

Where do these people get all this money. Raise their taxes.
Kevin is trying to make Annissa shoot a pig, because he says they all need all the prepper skills. I'm now wondering if he plans to take pigs on the battle bus.
Annissa refuses to shoot the pig. "There'd be a lot of vegetarians tomorrow if we all had to do our own," says Kevin, a man who has never met librarians.

Seriously every librarian I taught to do home slaughter took to it like a duck to water. As a profession they are lethal.
Kevin then proceeds to kill the pig by cutting its throat and by the length of time it made noises quite frankly a group of kosher and halal slaughter professionals should gang up on him and break his hands.
I have taken sheep for halal slaughter and will again because the people there pride themselves on being humane and not prolonging suffering. That is... Not what this dude just did. AND HE HAD A GUN RIGHT THERE, HE COULD HAVE SHOT THE PIG.
...they are in fact going to try to take pigs, chickens, rabbits, their one goat, and Annissa's 2 purse dogs with them when they bug out. They're about to do their full bug out drill with three vehicles, a shed, and livestock. I CAN'T WAIT.
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