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the six idiots and my chance of beating them in a fight: a thread
(heavily inspired by @yearningcaptain lol)
WEN BILLBOND
i could beat this man in a fight annnyy day. what's he gonna do, hit me w his watches ?? this man is a coward thru n thru, n all he'd do is say "crumbs!" n scarper (like a pussy)
i could beat this man in a fight annnyy day. what's he gonna do, hit me w his watches ?? this man is a coward thru n thru, n all he'd do is say "crumbs!" n scarper (like a pussy)
MAT BAYNTON
this man is puny. he is a Twig. a twig that i will snap into two neat halves.
this man is puny. he is a Twig. a twig that i will snap into two neat halves.
JIM HOWICK
on sheer size alone, i Am the automatic winner. alternatively, he could scream football chants in my face which would admittedly confuse me for a bit. id still deck him tho lol
on sheer size alone, i Am the automatic winner. alternatively, he could scream football chants in my face which would admittedly confuse me for a bit. id still deck him tho lol
MARTHA HOWE-DOUGLAS
i have no doubts that if i tried to fight her martha would pull out a blowtorch and roast me like a suckling pig. 10/10 would not survive a scrap with her.
i have no doubts that if i tried to fight her martha would pull out a blowtorch and roast me like a suckling pig. 10/10 would not survive a scrap with her.
SIMON FARNABY
id throw a stick n he'd get distracted, which is pERFECT for a sneak attack. however, he is also a dog so he would probably bite me, give me some kinda disease, then id die a slow and painful death a year or so later.
(i have no idea who the guy is behind him)
id throw a stick n he'd get distracted, which is pERFECT for a sneak attack. however, he is also a dog so he would probably bite me, give me some kinda disease, then id die a slow and painful death a year or so later.
(i have no idea who the guy is behind him)
(do i have to fight the guy behind him too? i don't think so. even tho id win.)
