ways to respond to rude quotes/replies!

“touch grass”
- i’m allergic
- this picture

“go outside”
- we’re both on stan twitter neither one of us is going outside
- also use picture of touching grass
- personally i like to tell them that i went on an x mile run

“seek help”
- therapy shouldn’t be used as a joke or with negative connotation
- do you have a degree that allows you to determine that i actually do need help?

“delusional” or some form of that
- mental illness is not a joke (somebody APOLOGIZED to me once)
- link dsm5 (sometimes they dont accept that it’s actually a mental illness!)

https://www.uptodate.com/contents/delusional-disorder

“stop fetishizing mlm”
- personally i like saying “look it up in a dictionary that isn’t urban”
- link merriam-webster http://merriam-webster.com 

“____ hates you”
- they don’t know me
- if you’ve ever watched an interview, listened to their music, or heard them speak, you’d know they wouldn’t

“you’re invalidating them”
- again, link dictionary
- cannot invalidate a straight person
- if “invalidating a child’s existence,” we still believe the child exists

“he said it multiple times”
- he “said” it once in a tweet he didn’t write
- give me something other than the tweet
- he actually SAID he was gay out loud

- end of thread -
(feel free to add your own tho!)