jimin is in love with taehyung. jimin being jimin, he starts dropping hints. deepthroats a banana in front of taehyung. then does the same with a popsicle - even sexier, because there are juices.

taehyung's dick is gonna Explode.

jimin walks around in tiny shorts. Just tiny shorts. or tiny boxers. sometimes he thros on a crop top. he bends over a lot. he sprawls himself across taehyung's lap, wearing nothing but a towel around his waist. he noses at taehyung's neck every chance he gets.

taehyung is close to bursting into flames, what on EARTH is jimin doing to him? his heart is already a hopeless case, having been jimin's for years now, but he'd like his dick to stay intact for a little longer.

jimin's even more frustrated, because at this point, everyone and their grandmother knows he's got the hots for taehyung, Except for taehyung.

does he have to kiss him on live tv so he'd notice?

eventually, taehyung breaks. and it's not even over something jimin did on purpose.

they're lounging around in taehyung's room, tae busy on his phone while jimin's eating strawberries.

covered in whipped cream.

that gets on his fingers. fingers that he sucks into his mouth.

"STOP DOING THAT!"

taehyung's sudden scream startles the heck out jimin, so much so that he falls off the chair, landing on his ass with a loud 'thump', two of his fingers still in his mouth.

"dwoing wwhat?" and he's genuinely confused, because he's just trying to eat.

"YOU! THE SUCKING! you do this ALL the time and my dick is gonna fall off, i've had a boner for like a month now! first you deepthroat a fucking banana. then all the.. boxers and the lack of clothes! you have so much thigh and ass, jimin-ah, it's a danger for my health."

"and now you're sucking your fingers and i'm This close to running to the bathroom and shame-jerking it!"

well.

jimin wasn't expecting /that/, but he's not gonna complain.

he licks the remaining cream off his fingers and gets up to sit across taehyung on the bed.

"taetae, you beautiful, amazing fool." he surges forward, cupping both of taehyung's cheeks, squishing them.

"taetae, i've had an immense boner for you for Ages. how you haven't noticed until now, i'll never know, but my heart beats only for you, my dick stands only for you."

"i've been in love with you for so long, baby, holy fuck. you're my whole fucking world. and to be fair, i'm surprised you lasted this long, like i straddled you almost naked. i basically scent you every day."

taehyung sobs.

"jimin-ah.. holy fuck."

taehyung grasps jimin's wrist, thumbs pressing on his pulse points.

both of their hearts are racing.

"jiminie, you're like the love of my life, baby. big heart, big ass and all. i love every part of you and i can't believe you've been trying to seduce me and i didn't notice!"

"baby, i've been trying to seduce you for about five years. can't even imagine how you didn't notice, but it's okay." jimin chuckles, strokes tae's flushed cheek."you finally woke up and now we can be nasty and in love together."

"jiminie."

"hm?"

"can we do butt stuff now?"

and so, they lived happily ever after.

and yes, they did butt stuff. lots of butt stuff. an incredible amount of butt stuff was done.

a little while later:

jimin's sitting on tae's bed, playing a game, doesn't look up when tae walks in.

taehyung, stark naked in the middle of his room: hey jiminie wanna deepthroat My banana?