I have decided to troll an ultra right-wing Russian immigrants' Facebook group. Let's see how this goes.

The like is from the moderator

Racking up the likes!

This post should do pretty well

Grapms is getting sympathy:

They are very supportive of my Waffen-SS gramps:

This one guy got suspicious, but I quickly browbeat him. The like is from him.

OMG! I am like Facebook Borat now!
This comment is getting likes too!

This wonderful lady immediately liked my comment.

Meanwhile, Nazi grandpa is just crushing it.

Fuck, there is one liberal in the group, fighting the good fight. He is the only one pressing the issue. But I am winning the battle of public opinion.

This is a "parents' group", so let's turn to more pertinent matters.

The grandpa thread needs to be put out of its misery. Way too many people are genuinely moved by it. I hope this is an appropriate tour de force.

Nope... Kind-hearted right-wing ladies just keep being kind-hearted.

Oh no! She has just edited her post to add an extra sweet message!

Three women have sent me friend requests. There is a non-zero chance I could get laid tonight. Thank you, standartenfuhrer Gramps!

Do you think my hints are getting too heavy?

They are clinging on to hope that the networks are wrong and the new recounts will put Trump ahead. I absolutely MUST feed this flame!

OMG! OMG! OMG! This has taken a turn. Folks, this is getting dark. Please, bear with me. OMG!

So, there is that one liberal guy there who was the only one to actually see through this. He used his Googles. He used his Twitters. He figured me out and decided to out me to the group. Don't know why. Probably wanted to be the only designated liberal there.

Mike fights the good fight while I try like hell to stay in my Borat makeup.

Mike is taking zero of my shit. He has a degree! He is annoyed and ain't joking around!
At this point I am really desperate to stay in character. It's not easy. I am amazed he sees the game but is so adamant to out me nevertheless.

Mike goes for the kill. I desperately try to wriggle out of his deadly grip.

Pitiful Slava needs to just wave the white flag at this point. Behold Mike in his glory. He takes no prisoners and kicks all of the ass.

He is now valiantly trying to explain to others that they are being trolled. I am ready to graciously give up...

But lo! What is that? What is that symbol next to Mike's name? Holy shit!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!
The moderator peeked at the thread, saw the liberal Mike disparaging my heroic Waffen-SS grandpa AND THREW HIS ASS OUT OF THE GROUP!
I am on the floor right now. I can't even get up.

Please, send good vibes to Mike. He is a good egg who got himself smashed for no good reason. I feel so bad for him. I will send him an apology.

Mike and I are cool now. He holds no grudges.

Mike is here to take a well-deserved bow. He is a good sport and is not offended. https://twitter.com/bolo_mike/status/1325617737100562434?s=20

And since I owe my actual, real grandpas after this, here is their story. It's a stark change in tone, be warned. https://twitter.com/SlavaMalamud/status/1259120591971463170