my opinions on Zodiac signs while knowing absolutely nothing abt them and going off track every ten seconds this is Positive i swear
capricorn: ur so Cool my brother is a Capricorn so that makes u even cooler anyway dec-jan is the best time of the year like okay subtle brag u have christmas AND new Years. Jealousy. Ur so cool love u
scorpio: everyone makes u out to be So Mean and like pshyopathic but honestly idc if ur mean it’s hot like the word scorpio is just hot does this make sense anyway ur so Cool and get too much Hate literally bully me thanks bye
virgo: ur not a failure and ur Soooo cool some of my fav people r virgos i appreciate u the only thing that bothers me is That the virgo signhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♍️" title="Jungfrau" aria-label="Emoji: Jungfrau"> looks like an M like wtf is that but yea ur also very very Cool and i love u Very much
aries: lilia buckingham AND emma watson im Really jealous of Yiu. i do notice that aries have a fear of abandonment But that’s totally valid u can’t control ur feelings and ur also pretty badass so Date me okay bye
cancer: HEY BESTIE https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😵" title="Benommenes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Benommenes Gesicht"> im a cancer too Whats Up. Ur so cool bc im cool but it’s okay to be sensitive and its okay to have some flaws i promise ur Yhe coolest ever i love u do Not cry Ill eat u we can be Besties
sagittarius: don’t Know shit abt u Guys but ur also very cool i pronounce it as saj-uh-taj-es bc it’s fun that way but it’s a very fun name And very fun people 10/10
libra: made out to be Toxic and liars but u have jillian shea spaeder so that automatically makes u Hot and cool lie to me i literally don’t care Hello hey hi
gemini: my condolences go out to You as u Have trump but hey. Just k word him he’s out of office anyway. But ur wayyy overhated and ur actually such cool and funny people and... Girl geminis ur hot. Like fr ur hot
taurus: u may Have no filter but Hey i don’t either and it’s just something to work onhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinsendes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen">idk much abt taurus but ur Very cool and and i like u wanna Kiss
aquarius: The sign name is so pretty it reminds me of the ocean and pretty sea stuff i love it but i also dk much abt u guys but the sign name is pretty so that makes everyone in it pretty lovf u
pisces: My irl bestie is in pisces and she’s the coolest human ever so congrats to u guys https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen"> i love the sign name pisces like Omg pie so yummy yay okay i sound like a Freak but u all give off Stunning gorgeous vibes and i love that
leo: Okah idc if u are obsessed w urself like people say but ur hot. Bully me. I don’t care. Do it. Heyyyyyyyy mamas.
Okay i think that’s it yay ur all cool
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