An open letter to "Rose Twitter"

I'm going to post a link, but before I do, I want to extend an invitation... an invitation that, if accepted, could help us both.

You see, the uniparty has spoken. They don't want you. So much so, they are assigning blame to you for their (1)
candidate of choices' terrible performance. You are no longer welcome among their ranks, as your usefulness has dwindled, in their eyes. The question, of course, is "what to do about it?" I suggest something radical. (2)
You see, they don't want me & my ilk either. We were never truly welcome on the "heads" side of the uniparty coin either. Sure, they gave us lip service, like the "tails" side did you, but at no point were either of our values systems really on the table. (3)
So I propose the following:

We band together. Sounds crazy, I know, but hear me out.

We help you secede CA, OR, WA, NV, & the "Four Corners" and you help us secede "Middle America." (4)
You get a place of your own to install Democratic Socialism... we get the part of America you never wanted anyway.

We'll let the uniparty have the East Coast and the Rust Belt to enact their shitty policies. (5)
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