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a vampire burglar is called a bat-burglar.

the ancient name of garlic is "ai" which also means "you have."

when garlic is squeezed through a press, its silent screams serve as offering to the spirits of the ancestors.

in 1728 vampire fashionista Ionel of Maduvatii de Sus mistook a goat for a demon, which led to the great cheese shortage in the western mountains

the surest way to recognize vampires in bucharest is to look for the dead, lethargic gazes. those are the humans, so not approach.

when a new vampire rises, it has to wear garlic on the pointy teeth to desensitize themselves. it 100% does not work. they will still attempt to eat it every time they see it.

to avoid garlic breath, remove the core stem. the soul of the garlic will be released into the atmosphere instead of being sent to stomach hell.

all vampires must learn to walk in high heels in the first six months of unlife. the law passed in 2008 and started as a tribute to deadpool.

vampires are opposite-superman.

"must de ai" or garlic juice is obtained through vigorous rubbing. oil must be used for a smooth experience. taste is salty.

garlic ropes are made by braiding together the dead bodies of the garlic plant.

one of the lesser known scandals of the vampire society was the 1988 proposal to vote david bowie as honorary vampire.

if you cut a garlic clover in half, rub it over your neck and wrists, you will smell like garlic all day. all week.

vampires have telepathic links with mirrors. if the vampire is courteous enough, the mirror will respect their wish to be reflected or not.

in romania, national garlic day is every day!

the true name of the garlic clover is "garlic puppy"

if you kiss a garlic head on the 7th new moon of the year under the tallest tree in your vicinity, make sure you're alone. otherwise, people will ask you about it.

1636 was the year Stefan Urlatoru, the first ever vampire alto, climbed on the stage of the Venice opera house with the express intent to seduce the orchestra conductor.

the 2009 scandal was caused by the young Radu, turned cca. 1974, who attempted to recreate bloodwine, after becoming a passionate klingon fan.

another name for garlic is usturoi, which translates to "tremendous burning sting"

the law of garlic breath: at any moment, there is at least one* garlic breathed person on a bus. at least two in trams.

*double for monday mornings

anticoagulant research has been financed by the society for vampire preservation. in 1885, their entire research perished in a holywater accident, after which they decided to keep records on paper.