Imagine just sitting at home completely minding your own business.

Then all of a sudden you feel kind of a tremble and the water in your glass is plopping and shaking. Something heavy is definitely, or perhaps someone's just blowing up a mountain with TNT, who knows.
Although due to being curious you peek out of the window...Just to see a gigantic kitsune walking towards...Or well more like across the city or neighborhood. Each massive footfall having a heavy impact on the ground, easily making deep footprint as she continues on her stroll.
Every time her foot raises she is kicking up debris, vehicles and perhaps even random people without a single care in the world. The closer she gets, the harder the impacts can be felt, and stuff is starting to fall of the shelves, pictures off of the walls and everything.
Suddenly it becomes harder to see the rest of the kitsune because of how close she is, simply those titan sized legs stretching far up into the sky. THOOM...Oh she is getting really close now, you can actually see the house being obliterated by her step alone, disappearing!
Then here it comes, you realize you are actually in the way of her stroll, and it feels like your house is to become the next victim...That next step is gonna be the one! You have no chance to get out of there in time either.

The foot raises, everything slows down as it moves up
Of course just as slow as it moves back down again, though you cannot actually properly see the foot itself since it is more or less hovering above your house...Then a shockwave sends you flying into the wall behind as the gigantic foot lands right in front of your house instead.
Your house was barely missed, of course the shockwave, the earthquake from the impact and the gaping footprint hole right next to the house meant the stability was not much to talk about...Yet...As you hear the kitsune pass your house, continuing her obliterating walk you can
only feel one thing.

Lucky as fuck.
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