1/ I'll leave it to better analysts to go into the details.

This thread explains a simple fact to those insisting there’s no fraud: just because you’re too ignorant–or stupid–to see how obvious it is, doesn’t mean the rest of us are as dumb as you. https://twitter.com/thechrisbuskirk/status/1323868718514855942
2/ Your allies at Fox jumped to declare states like Arizona for Biden prematurely, while taking forever to acknowledge obvious @RealDonaldTrump wins like Florida. https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1324268243566043138
3/ But, your side was stupid enough to drink your own Kool Aid and believe your own polling. Your guys thought they’d already manufactured enough votes, and when they saw the Trump Train barreling down on them, they had to think fast.
5/ You’re probably kicking yourself that your minions got lazy or rushed and only filled in the Biden vote on their fake ballots and let the Republicans keep all their down-ticket wins. https://twitter.com/raheemkassam/status/1325193658170134531?s=21
7/ You knew that you’d have to keep observers out. But you figured by the time @RealDonaldTrump got a court order to let them in, you’d have scrambled the fake votes in with the real votes and no one would be able to unscramble them. https://twitter.com/DonLayton/status/1324225796270153728
8/ You figured by the time the SCOTUS realized you’d lied about segregating all the late ballots in Pennsylvania, they’d just smile at how you fooled them and they’d let you get away with it. https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/1325268253241913346
9/ You also knew every media voice would scream “count every vote” (even the fake ones) and gaslight the public by chanting “no evidence” no matter how obvious the fraud appeared. And your #BigTech allies would silence any dissenters, even @RealDonaldTrump, himself.
10/ You’re utterly convinced the Orange Man is “bad,” and any means, fair or foul, are justified to be rid of him. It was good enough to look convincing to you, so you thought you’d fool the rest of us.

That’s where you’re wrong. https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-unveils-new-slogan-orange-man-bad
11/ Sure, politics is ruthless. On one level, I admire folks with the balls to attempt something as audacious as stealing a US presidential election. But this fraud?

It’s so inept that you bozos have no business being anywhere near the levers of power. https://twitter.com/kayleighmcenany/status/1320117044612943872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1320117044612943872%7Ctwgr%5Eshare_3&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.com%2Fpolitics%2Fbiden-voter-fraud-organization-video-gaffe
12/ Anyone with some accounting or statistical training sees very clearly when results are fishy: https://monsterhunternation.com/2020/11/05/the-2020-election-fuckery-is-afoot/

How fitting your attempted putsch has more red flags than the Chinese Army.
13/ It’s not just ratios of Biden-Trump votes in mail-in and absentee ballots in swing states that are many standard deviations out of line with the ratios of similar votes in the elections you didn’t try to steal. https://twitter.com/shylockh/status/1325120312455749634
14/ Did you know that truly honest random vote tallies follow Benford’s Law? Your low-IQ minions who manufactured your votes for you didn’t either. “More fake than Enron.” Let that sink in a moment. https://twitter.com/Harrison_of_TX/status/1324540116690489346
15/ It was good enough to fool you. Or maybe you knew all along it was fake, but thought it was good enough to fool the rubes. Very soon, though, as word gets out, everyone is going to be laughing at you and your obviously transparent and brazen fraud. https://twitter.com/tariqnasheed/status/1324900958892040192
16/ So let me explain to you what’s coming. Your fraud is not going to stand. https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1325410570703679489
17/ All the dead and invalid voters will be identified and their votes thrown out. The corrupted precinct tallies will be isolated and removed with the statistical precision of a surgeon cutting out a tumor. https://twitter.com/PhocaeanD/status/1324531466404044801
20/ Whatever happens, your only real choice in the matter is whether you are going to retain some small fragment of your credibility and acknowledge the obvious, or whether you are going down with the ship.
21/ We don’t particularly care what you do either way. But we're all well stocked up on popcorn, and ready to enjoy the show.
22/ Another good thread running through the anomalies in more detail: https://twitter.com/APhilosophae/status/1325135291791839232
24/ As we learn more of the details, I stand by my call - anyone who cheats this incompetently does not deserve to be in power. https://twitter.com/LizRNC/status/1325945650039697409
25/ "It’s called the swamp; and you know what happened? You know what I did? A BIG favor. I caught the swamp. I caught them all. Let’s see what happens.”

@realDonaldTrump (yesterday)

https://twitter.com/GregRubini/status/1325461647264260100
26/ One of the cases underway in Pennsylvania, described here: https://twitter.com/buffalobuffs/status/1325539472621101059
27/ I love it. The only metropolitan vote counting operation with a legitimate excuse for suspending the count on election night was Atlanta, due to a broken pipe. The vote fraud is starting to unravel lie-by-lie. https://twitter.com/nedryun/status/1326624292268892160
28/ The postal whistle-blower was suspended without pay because he is allegedly a threat to himself and others. And to the reputation of the post office. https://twitter.com/Mark_E_Noonan/status/1326642386915663872
30/ It checks out.

At this rate our #DeepState #MockingbirdMedia may have to pivot from their "no fraud" message, right through "too little fraud to matter," and on to "so much fraud it had to have been fabricated." https://twitter.com/KanekoaTheGreat/status/1329290156579274755
31/ Very nice detective work in this thread. @jessiprincey may have found the architect responsible for the steal. https://twitter.com/jessiprincey/status/1329527201239330816
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