Number 32
The sunbed.
Sleeping on one of these when relatives stayed over and got your bed. Drifted off smelling the Ambre Solaire. Rudely awakened to find your cheek trapped in the springs.
The sunbed.
Sleeping on one of these when relatives stayed over and got your bed. Drifted off smelling the Ambre Solaire. Rudely awakened to find your cheek trapped in the springs.
Number 30
Burnt toast
At best - would cause your hair to go curly (a threat, not an incentive). At worst - a mysterious, agonising slow death
Burnt toast
At best - would cause your hair to go curly (a threat, not an incentive). At worst - a mysterious, agonising slow death
Number 28
The home built cart/bogey.
Brakes? Too complicated and wholly unnecessary. Sticking your foot in the spokes did the trick.
The home built cart/bogey.
Brakes? Too complicated and wholly unnecessary. Sticking your foot in the spokes did the trick.
Number 27
Hai Karate. & #39;Chaos ensues - The power cannot be tamed!& #39;.
Scientifically proven to cause wildly attractive women to ravish half-wits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vq94cxeCw8">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Hai Karate. & #39;Chaos ensues - The power cannot be tamed!& #39;.
Scientifically proven to cause wildly attractive women to ravish half-wits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vq94cxeCw8">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Number 22
The mousetrap.
Hearing one go off in the night. Or accidentally standing on one in the morning.
The mousetrap.
Hearing one go off in the night. Or accidentally standing on one in the morning.
Number 20
The electric foot muff.
Staying at your Grans in the winter and bunny-hopping to the fridge in it.
The electric foot muff.
Staying at your Grans in the winter and bunny-hopping to the fridge in it.
Number 13
The meat tenderiser.
The undisputed KING of 70s kitchen utensil weaponry.
"SHE& #39;S GOT THE TERRORIZER!!!"
The meat tenderiser.
The undisputed KING of 70s kitchen utensil weaponry.
"SHE& #39;S GOT THE TERRORIZER!!!"
Number 12
Polystyrene ceiling tiles.
On a kitchen ceiling. Above the pressure cooker.
Pure Final Destination.
Polystyrene ceiling tiles.
On a kitchen ceiling. Above the pressure cooker.
Pure Final Destination.
Number 10
TCP
Nobody was afraid of anything in the 70s.
Because we had TCP.
Smelled so bad, it had to be good.
TCP
Nobody was afraid of anything in the 70s.
Because we had TCP.
Smelled so bad, it had to be good.
Number 7
Door strips.
Near strangulation after a night on the lash.
On one occasion we got the fear so bad we slept in the shed.
Door strips.
Near strangulation after a night on the lash.
On one occasion we got the fear so bad we slept in the shed.