i added points in my notes every time nino bs-ed on baystorm back when i listened to it weekly (2017-18?) so now here in this thread, i will compile every single of nino& #39;s bs i& #39;ve noted down in the past (it& #39;s either nino being nino or him exaggerating craphttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💛" title="Gelbes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Gelbes Herz"> i love him so much)
nino once said that he& #39;s sad because his fart stinks
nino blamed the world that he cannot live without wifi (this was back in 2016 i guess?)
more than half of nino& #39;s possessions are comprised of the gifts given by arashi members
nino said his salary is two onigiris. if he overtimes, he gets three along with karaage.
one week nino announced he has 6-pack abs. the next week he announced he has 24-pack abs.
now i will note down facts nino has told us about his apartment:

nino said he lives in a 2LDK on 185th floor. he has a room with mirrors where he practices back-flips, and his room is one tatami size and it has 2 air conditioners
nino has humidifiers at every 2 metres in his house for skin-care
nino claimed he has three grand pianos, and that he has a dance hall in his basement where ladies and gentlemen say “shall we dance?” omfg nino pls gosh (yes i think he said shall we dance in english only dkdjskksks)
nino said that he uses 8 robots over 3 hours to clean his bathtub. "oh right, people call that a pool. i& #39;m only in there for about 2 seconds though"
a listener once asked nino how much he walks on his day off.
nino: i walk a lot! since my place is about the size of 82 tokyo domes. they keep on expanding my building! that& #39;s why the shape of my house is kinda disoriented
nino said he has 120 minimarus to clean his house since his house is so big (minimaru is this hitachi product arashi endorsed a few years back)
he then said he spent 6,800,000 yen to buy these minimarus
nino claimed having a fountain and a waterfall in his house so that he gets negative ions from it. since his skin is usually dry, he says he stays moisturised thanks to the splashes from them
nino apparently got a bar made at his place so that he won& #39;t need to go out. he has hired a bartender on a monthly basis and since nino drinks very rarely (lol) the bartender is just always wiping the glasses
also nino apparently has a theatre in his house with 1000+ seats where kensatsugawa no zainin premier event would take place
nino said he also has a japanese styled room in his house where he makes traditional japanese tea and writes calligraphy daily (i am seriously not making this shit up, i am crying as we speak https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ˜©" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">)
this is just a cute info: nino did not use to pay attention in his classes during school because he& #39;d be busy copying homework
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