rating samyang flavours so you don't have to try it; a thread:
1. original flavour: 8/10

- i think it's the best like this was the fucking blueprint
- kinda gets plain towards the end but if you have an egg on top, solves it 😘
2. the cheese one: 6/10

- bro if u like jelak things this is it...🤢
- it's tolerable until ure half way done and u feel like puking
- but i've tasted worse so imma go easy on yellow 🥰🥰
3. curry samyang: 8/10

- this one... actually not bad
- has ✨flavour✨ and is more to the spicier side
- but wtf is the garnish honestly... fucking carrots? nah i hate fake carrots
4. 2x spicy: 6.5/10

- if u fear hell u should try this
- maybe im weak but this shit makes me cry + i only eat it when i wanna feel Pain.
- idk man how to savour this... my tongue b crying
5. mala flavour: 3.5/10

- maybe cause i hate mala
- but this shit disrespects mala and calls actual mala's mom a hoe or sumn
- samyang is supposed to be my comfort food but this shit makes me miserable i hate it
6. jjang flavour: 7.5/10

- this is not really spicy it's more to savoury
- if u like jjangmyeon THIS IS IT!!!
- i feel like this one is the middle child of the whole family (me)
7. the stew one: 8/10

- okay la this one not baddd
- it's not the spicy u need milk type
- it's the one that makes u shut up wnd eat cause it's good
8. carbonara 🥰🥰 flavour 🥰🥰: 8.5/10

- my fav child
- kinda milky and creamy i cant eat more than one packet tho!!
- i love the noodles cause it's built different
9. corn flavour: 2/10

- 1 point for packaging cause it fucking fooled me into buying it
- this was the reason for this thread. i want to warn yall from the devil.
- it's like neither sweet nor savoury?!
- shit got me confused like the time i was 16 and figuring out my sexuality
10. kimchi flavour: 3/10

- as a fellow kimchi fan, what the fuck is this
- U FOOLED ME. $7.90 for this shit?
- it's super sour might as well go isap someone ketiak cb ape bende siol?!?!
11. samyang cold: 2.5/10

- i forgot i tried this but yall......🥶🥶🥶
- imagine ur socks are wet on a cold rainy day and then yea u eat them.
- if u enjoy this ure a psychopath period
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