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Aziraphale was honest when he told Crowley “I don’t even like you”, a thread:

Aziraphale is an angel. He can’t lie. not bluntly. When he phoned the Youngs he could not lie and say "wrong number".

When he lied to God about the sword he used every word he can to avoid
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lying directly. He said things like “I put it here somewhere” which isn’t exactly a lie – he did put it here somewhere - in Adam’s hands. So, he was honest when he told Crowley “I don’t even like you”. It’s 100% true.
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He likes oysters. He like cocoa and a good book on a quiet evening. He like crepes from Paris. He likes feeding the ducks. He likes wine and good food.

He does not “like” Crowley.

No, dear boy.
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Because ‘like’ does not even come close to describe how he feels for the ol’ serpent.

Of course he doesn’t “like him”.

Four letter word such as “like” is way too small to ever define ineffability.
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