Hey Minsk! Jared and I just moved to town! We’re so excited to share our international adventure with you all! We love travel! But we will be nesting in beautiful Belarus while we raise our kiddos. And, yes, before you ask, I did dye my hair. But that was just to get out of JFK!

We’re working on some really exciting stuff that we can’t share with you *just yet* because they could find us if we say too much, but this channel is going to post a video every Tues— Sorry, we’re going to have a video sometimes and— Where do we— Baku? I– Can I do my sign off or

Hey guys! Every working mom knows this: sometimes you flee a crumbling Belarusian palace to go to Azerbaijan, only to realize they have an extradition treaty with the United States! In this video I’m going to lay out my five top ways to board a business class flight to Brunei!

We made it! The kiddos are loving their new room. Jared and I have been trying to make this house a home! But I’m having a total Mommy Crisis!! The Sultan is mad at us so we might have to leave again and if this falls apart I don’t know where we’re going to—

Hey Vankires! So we’re in the Indian Ocean! I know! Sounds crazy, but this is just sometimes how Bosses Get It Done. There’s not much water left, but my father taught me to turn problems into opportunity. So, going to paddle for a bit hoping we’re pointed toward the Maldives

Hey fam. So, this is probably my last video for a while. I’m just feeling a bit burnt out from the vlogging grind, and a seagull plucked out my left eye! We put the kiddos on a freighter bound for Colombo, so it’s just me and Jared now! Date night!

Ok, so, I saw your comments, and everyone wants to know: yes I did eat Jared! Here are my three top tips for eating paleo on a raft— First... Sorry I’m just... The ocean is big. Whew. I. Jared was— You know, my dad... I–